# Hahah Monster Cable Junk funny **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 15, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873 "2008-04-15T13:32:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/1 "2008-04-15T13:32:21Z")
> **[Blue Jeans Cable Strikes Back - Response to Monster Cable](https://www.audioholics.com/news/blue-jeans-strikes-back)** > > Not long ago we reported that Monster Cable had issued a cease and desist letter to Blue Jeans Cable about their Tartan cables. Little did the lawyer drones over at Monster know that Kurt Denke, the hahah this is too funny, fucking monster messed with the wrong folks, a far superior cable company none the less. “I say this because my observation has been that Monster Cable typically operates in a hit-and-run fashion. Your client threatens litigation, expecting the victim to panic and plead for mercy; and what follows is a quickie negotiation session that ends with payment and a licensing agreement. Your client then uses this collection of licensing agreements to convince others under similar threat to accede to its demands. Let me be clear about this: there are only two ways for you to get anything out of me. You will either need to (1) convince me that I have infringed, or (2) obtain a final judgment to that effect from a court of competent jurisdiction. It may be that my inability to see the pragmatic value of settling frivolous claims is a deep character flaw, and I am sure a few of the insurance carriers for whom I have done work have seen it that way; but it is how I have done business for the last quarter-century and you are not going to change my mind. If you sue me, the case will go to judgment, and I will hold the court’s attention upon the merits of your claims–or, to speak more precisely, the absence of merit from your claims–from start to finish. Not only am I unintimidated by litigation; I sometimes rather miss it.” too funny. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/2 "2008-04-15T15:05:18Z")
I just read that entire thing. Wow, that was fucking awesome, talk about fucking pwned. I want to see monsters response ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/3 "2008-04-15T15:33:14Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > I just read that entire thing. > > Wow, that was fucking awesome, talk about fucking pwned. > > I want to see monsters response it will be … “ummmm april fool’s!” ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/4 "2008-04-15T16:08:23Z")
But do their cables have low oxygen copper and high thread count egyptian cotton insulation? Hehe nice to see a company that preys on ignorance get bit by it. Now if only Pear could catch some shit like that. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![carl5463729](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@carl5463729](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/carl5463729)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/5 "2008-04-17T10:13:56Z")
Just curious, If you guys dont like monster cable, what cable do you use? is the Blue Jeans Cable any good? They have some really cheap prices ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/6 "2008-04-17T10:18:54Z")
audioquest ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-monster-cable-junk-funny/46873/7 "2008-04-17T10:43:11Z")
also audioquest for analog cables (speaker etc)… I tend to go pretty cheap (but not just any cheap cable) on the digital stuff i.e. monoprice.