# HAHAH my insurance covers missiles **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Automotive\ **Created:** [January 24, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218 "2006-01-24T19:23:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DoubleDown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@DoubleDown](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DoubleDown)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/1 "2006-01-24T19:23:41Z")
This is a screen cap from my online insurance quote ![http://tards.ca/pics/insurance.jpg](http://tards.ca/pics/insurance.jpg) hahah, wicked. - Mike ---
**Author:** ![Orzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/85e7bf/32.png) [@Orzel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orzel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/2 "2006-01-24T19:39:02Z")
I believe they classify missles as any projecticle (rocks, etc), although if a Tomahawk Cruise hit your car you could easily point at the paper and have no problems The converstation would go like this: You: “My car is written off” Insurance: “Okay lets just go take a look” \*go outside You: \*points at crater Insurance: \*jaw drops You: \*taps at paper agreement fineprint ---
**Author:** ![Jay\_Nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/3 "2006-01-24T23:16:22Z")
> [@DoubleDown](#): > > This is a screen cap from my online insurance quote > > hahah, wicked. > > - Mike When did you move to afghanistan?? lol ---
**Author:** ![baker\_jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@baker\_jeff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baker_jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/4 "2006-01-25T08:39:29Z")
> [@Orzel](#): > > The converstation would go like this: > > You: “My car is written off” > Insurance: “Okay lets just go take a look” > \*go outside > You: \*points at crater > Insurance: \*jaw drops > You: \*taps at paper agreement fineprint Bahahahahaha!!! Gold! :ROFL ---
**Author:** ![Last\_Fuse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/last_fuse/32/5847_2.png) [@Last\_Fuse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Last_Fuse)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/5 "2006-01-25T19:06:49Z")
Missiles, damn i wish i had your coverage… I also like the flying object one… does that include UFOs? Or just low flying planes? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_nismo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/76d3ee/32.png) [@imported\_nismo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_nismo1)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/6 "2006-01-27T03:35:03Z")
u have to look at exclusions on your ins contract!!! 😃 they cover èverything ,missiles etc, but than exclude a whole bunch of things ,excluded: acts of terror and warfare… etc ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/7 "2006-01-27T06:45:55Z")
Not to ruin all the fun but i bet they mean the legal defination of missiles. Missiles- any object with moving with speed relative to the ground I doubt they would really cover a missile. But mine says the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Hot\_Wheelz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hot_wheelz/32/5809_2.png) [@Hot\_Wheelz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hot_Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/8 "2006-01-31T05:04:45Z")
> [@RS13](#): > > Not to ruin all the fun but i bet they mean the legal defination of missiles. > > Missiles- any object with moving with speed relative to the ground > > I doubt they would really cover a missile. But mine says the same thing. How could they NOT Cover it!? It is a missle … they do move with speed (A shit load of it) relative to the ground… AND it’s pretty clear that it covers it :S not gonna lie to you tho… if your car got hit by a real missle… id be worried more about what neibouhood you live in… ---
**Author:** ![Lo\_2enz0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@Lo\_2enz0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lo_2enz0)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/9 "2006-01-31T09:39:03Z")
^^^^ LOL awsome thread. which insurance company is this? ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahah-my-insurance-covers-missiles/141218/10 "2006-01-31T09:46:01Z")
> [@Lo)2enz0](#): > > ^^^^ > LOL > > awsome thread. which insurance company is this? Mine is Meloche Monnex