# hahahahahahaha funny story
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 13, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776 "2005-07-13T10:09:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/1 "2005-07-13T10:09:08Z")
> A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
lmfao
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### Author:  [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/2 "2005-07-13T10:17:23Z")
:lol: heard it before, but forgot the punch line.
x…
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### Author:  [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/3 "2005-07-13T12:20:04Z")
that is so f-ed up. lmao.
which one u prefer though???
ur wife gettin’ raped or you gettin’ gay-ed? LOL
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### Author:  [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/4 "2005-07-13T12:25:25Z")
heard this b4 too, good joke though 🙂
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### Author:  [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/5 "2005-07-13T12:27:00Z")
hahahaahhaha
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### Author:  [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/6 "2005-07-13T12:28:37Z")
hahahahaha
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/7 "2005-07-13T14:48:03Z")
> [@\_Karu\_](#):
>
> that is so f-ed up. lmao.
>
> which one u prefer though???
>
> ur wife gettin’ raped or you gettin’ gay-ed? LOL
hmmm thats hard…imean id love my wife an all but…im exit only.
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### Author:  [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahahahahaha-funny-story/776/8 "2005-07-13T18:06:28Z")
balls deep no lube is how real men roll 😉