# Haiku Insult Journal **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082 "2007-10-16T08:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/1 "2007-10-16T08:42:37Z")
The rules: 1. Can only insult fellow board members 2. Must follow a traditional haiku pattern of 5 - 7 - 5 syllables 3. Please type your haiku in bold and italics, to stand out from the rest of your post. I’ll begin. * * * **_even micah’s pix_** taken with grace and much poise kyle is still ugly * * * **NEW RULE: Must not say username in the haiku -\> A riddle to see if other board members can guess ( TY Newman/Zong for idea )** ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/2 "2007-10-16T08:47:15Z")
**_apples oranges pears_** much resemblance to this guy they must all be fruits ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/3 "2007-10-16T08:47:34Z")
**_zong thinks he’s asian_** nigga can’t use the chopsticks an asian dancer ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/4 "2007-10-16T08:49:26Z")
[quote=“sureshot!”"] **_even micah’s pictures_** taken with grace and much poise **_kyle is still ugly_** [/quote] **_Sureshot can’t Haiku_** “Pictures” has two syllables **_Fucking fail Sureshot._** EDIT: damnit, you changed it before I was done, lol ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/5 "2007-10-16T08:51:19Z")
**skunkape so pretty** Aaron is a popped collar sandals with torn jeans ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/6 "2007-10-16T08:53:05Z")
**_i deliver food_** i am dirty and hate Dos what user am i? \<3 you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/7 "2007-10-16T08:53:18Z")
**_GQ metro nerd_** Takes pictures, runs like gazelle TK valet whore ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/8 "2007-10-16T08:54:58Z")
_ **All you idiots** _ **_Using my name in Haiku_** **_God I hate you so_** ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/9 "2007-10-16T08:56:19Z")
**NEW RULE: Must not say username in the haiku -\> A riddle to see if other board members can guess ( TY Newman/Zong for idea )** ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/10 "2007-10-16T08:58:52Z")
**_i have lost my balls_** “may i post tonight sweetheart?” pugs are fucking lame ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/11 "2007-10-16T08:59:41Z")
i just edited all mine edit: ^^^^ hahahahhha ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/12 "2007-10-16T09:00:40Z")
[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:37082"”] **_i have lost my balls_** “may i post tonight sweetheart?” **_pugs are fucking lame_** [/quote] ROFL ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/13 "2007-10-16T09:02:00Z")
_ **bitches aint shit tat** _ i like banging 12 year olds banned from NYspeed ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/14 "2007-10-16T09:02:52Z")
**_this garret hat’s old_** my jersey radiates blue i love apex seals ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/15 "2007-10-16T09:03:31Z")
[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:37082"”] **_i have lost my balls_** _ **“may i post tonight sweetheart?”** _ _ **pugs are fucking lame** _ [/quote] :rubicant: 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/16 "2007-10-16T09:06:55Z")
**_final fantasy_** i just learned how to drive stick are goatees still cool? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/17 "2007-10-16T09:11:37Z")
**_subaru homeboy_** easy target, damn ginger wish i was in jan ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/18 "2007-10-16T09:13:09Z")
**_I love young jailbait_** You can all call me emo Dad bought me my cars ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/19 "2007-10-16T09:16:17Z")
**_i got laid, first time_** need to tell the internet how big is your cock? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/20 "2007-10-16T09:18:53Z")
[quote=“Joe,post:19,topic:37082"”] **_i got laid, first time_** need to tell the internet **_how big is your cock?_** [/quote] ILI [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082.md?page=2)