# Haiku Insult Journal
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 16, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082 "2007-10-16T08:42:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/21 "2007-10-16T09:26:28Z")
_ **I hate the Sabres** _
I root for a losing team
Go Toronto Go
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/22 "2007-10-16T09:31:19Z")
_ **Fast food industry** _
not working too well for me
poor wigger right hurr
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/23 "2007-10-16T09:46:21Z")
**_I do not have text
A disgrace to all asia
chopsticks are hard too_**
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/24 "2007-10-16T09:47:56Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:23,topic:37082"”]
I do not have text
A disgrace to all asia
chopsticks are hard too
[/quote]
_ **I’m here in your threadz** _
Not following the guidelines
_ **I suck at the life** _
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### Author:  [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/25 "2007-10-16T09:51:32Z")
i drive a hot car.
i am to pussy to track,
it. i suck at live!
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/26 "2007-10-16T09:51:36Z")
**_Who ya gonna call?_**
**_I ain’t afraid of no ghost_**
**_wanna go UE?_**
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/27 "2007-10-16T09:52:29Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:23,topic:37082"”]
**_I do not have text
A disgrace to all asia
chopsticks are hard too_**
[/quote]
_ **I edit my post** _
hoping people wont see it
I fail horribly
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/28 "2007-10-16T09:53:24Z")
[quote=“forthekicks385,post:25,topic:37082"”]
i drive a hot car.
i am to pussy to track,
it. i suck at live!
[/quote]
**_ball park hot dogs rule_**
**_they so plump when you cook them_**
**_i drive clitaurus_**
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/29 "2007-10-16T09:53:26Z")
[quote=“forthekicks385,post:25,topic:37082"”]
i drive a hot car.
i am to pussy to track,
it. i suck at **live!**
[/quote]
you’re just a complete idiot aren’t you?
well i would be too if i sucked at **LIVE!**
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/30 "2007-10-16T09:54:19Z")
[quote=“SkunkApe,post:27,topic:37082"”]
_ **I edit my post** _
_ **hoping people wont see it** _
_ **I fail horribly** _
[/quote]
**_Single guy with cat_**
**_Ninja edits blow my mind_**
**_How’s my camo look?_**
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/31 "2007-10-16T09:54:59Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:30,topic:37082"”]
**_Single guy with cat_**
**_Ninja edits blow my mind_**
**_How’s my camo look?_**
[/quote]
LOL!
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/32 "2007-10-16T09:59:36Z")
_ **You think I’m asian** _
Lack of downforce makes me slow
White car with fart can
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/33 "2007-10-16T10:02:16Z")
on a related note
[quote=“Zong,post:32,topic:37082"”]
_ **You think I’m asian** _
_ **Lack of downforce makes me slow** _
_ **White car with fart can** _
[/quote]
**_Lack of park bench, SWEET!
fat kid 1 shoe called me rice
I hate everything_**
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/34 "2007-10-16T10:03:19Z")
boy with yellow car
he must get health insurance
ouch goes rotator
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/35 "2007-10-16T10:08:06Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:32,topic:37082"”]
_ **You think I’m asian** _
Lack of downforce makes me slow
_ **White car with fart can** _
[/quote]
I make out with men
I lose to a white scooby
even with huge wing
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/36 "2007-10-16T10:08:40Z")
this one here is from skunk to sureshot i broke a rule using a name FYi
adam i love you
your heart sings to me so cute
stick it in my butt
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/37 "2007-10-16T10:09:37Z")
**_I make plans with you_**
I then don’t answer my phone
why am i so whipped?
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/38 "2007-10-16T10:09:50Z")
[quote=“MicaH,post:34,topic:37082"”]
boy with yellow car
he must get health insurance
ouch goes rotator
[/quote]
LOL
_ **meet me at mighty** _
my electronic drift team
_ **worst member ever** _
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/39 "2007-10-16T10:11:47Z")
**_OhMyGod Pumpkins!
Lets carve them to say fail
I will ignore phone_**
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/40 "2007-10-16T10:26:17Z")
Can’t drive Fifty-Five
Only to cut others off
With much aggression
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