# Haiku Insult Journal **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082 "2007-10-16T08:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/41 "2007-10-16T10:44:31Z")
_ **smell roommates panties** _ a brief hint of womanhood forever chaffed penis ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/42 "2007-10-16T10:57:53Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:32,topic:37082"”] _ **You think I’m asian** _ Lack of downforce makes me slow _ **White car with fart can** _ [/quote] ![http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/chino_sti/zongfailpail.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/2/b2ab4af7bfaa25c8bb3d3f417f10d2bef73b3015.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/43 "2007-10-16T11:11:20Z")
JIM: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zg326/donotpush.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zg326/donotpush.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/44 "2007-10-16T11:14:37Z")
im clicking it and it does not do anything… failure again. ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/45 "2007-10-16T11:15:52Z")
**_I am a failure i enjoy the gayest team they are the yankees_** : X also **_i threaten people here although i am on the internet because I am badass_** ?? ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/46 "2007-10-16T11:17:02Z")
Ah none of the F-body guys are smart enough to burn me on this one 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/47 "2007-10-16T11:18:35Z")
[quote=“hondaride22,post:45,topic:37082"”] **_I am a failure i enjoy the gayest team they are the yankees_** : X also **_i threaten people here although i am on the internet because I am badass_** ?? [/quote] i don’t know who you are but these are broad enough to be about 75% of the forum. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/48 "2007-10-16T11:22:19Z")
[quote=“FormulaLS1,post:46,topic:37082"”] Ah none of the F-body guys are smart enough to burn me on this one 🙂 [/quote] LOL i was just telling adam that htis thread isn’t as big as it could be, we just need smarter posters. Don’t count on the night crew though. ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/49 "2007-10-16T11:23:53Z")
[quote=“chino,post:47,topic:37082"”] i don’t know who you are but these are broad enough to be about 75% of the forum. [/quote] LOL… ummm let me add another one… **_j damon likes cock_** **_he is wearing a funny hat_** **_this user also likes cock_** does that help? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/50 "2007-10-16T11:26:00Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:48,topic:37082"”] LOL i was just telling adam that htis thread isn’t as big as it could be, we just need smarter posters. Don’t count on the night crew though. [/quote] lol yea. i’m assuming one of them will try something and it will backfire so magnificently that the whole day crew will be entertained for hours 👋 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/51 "2007-10-16T11:32:13Z")
_**I am a fat pig. Baby your stang is soooo hawt. I am so wasted.**_ ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/52 "2007-10-16T11:42:57Z")
**_Check our my new jeans. Why don’t mens come in size 8? silly poor people._** ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/53 "2007-10-16T11:46:40Z")
**_Check out my robot. Is this Ron from Subaru? Right turn into curb._** ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/54 "2007-10-16T11:50:51Z")
**_My car is so hot. Too bad civics pull buses. At least I’m shirtless._** ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/55 "2007-10-16T11:54:37Z")
**Lost a lot of weight Living in New York City I am Hawiian** ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/56 "2007-10-16T12:00:13Z")
**_Jump in front of car Posing for many photos All up in your curbs_** ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/57 "2007-10-16T12:01:04Z")
[quote=“StairSRT4,post:55,topic:37082"”] **Lost a lot of weight** **Living in New York City** **I am Hawiian** [/quote] That was the worst inslut ever. This is about the same member **_Large dome in small car mario kart big head mode should win at race wars_** ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/58 "2007-10-16T12:02:48Z")
HAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/59 "2007-10-16T12:03:09Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:57,topic:37082"”] That was the worst inslut ever. This is about the same member **_Large dome in small car mario kart big head mode should win at race wars_** [/quote] Nice save man. ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/60 "2007-10-16T12:08:30Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:57,topic:37082"”] That was the worst insult ever. This is about the same member **_Large dome in small car_** _ **mario kart big head mode** _ _ **should win at race wars** _ [/quote] I’d rather say something nice…thanks 😉 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082.md?page=4)