# Haiku Insult Journal **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082 "2007-10-16T08:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/61 "2007-10-16T12:13:14Z")
[quote=“StairSRT4,post:60,topic:37082"”] I’d rather say something nice…thanks 😉 [/quote] i see that… You are a better person than I. But then again girls tend not to enjoy ball breaking as much as guys. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/62 "2007-10-16T12:14:43Z")
it clearly says insult in the thread title! ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/63 "2007-10-16T12:15:21Z")
_**Completely missed point This “Haiku Insult Journal” Nice has no place here**_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/64 "2007-10-16T12:19:57Z")
_ **always the nice guy** _ he will never get ahead never will get head ---
**Author:** ![justagolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58956e/32.png) [@justagolf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justagolf)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/65 "2007-10-16T12:20:07Z")
_**Sleepin’ with the girls STD’s like Pokemon Gotta catch 'em all**_ ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/66 "2007-10-16T12:22:51Z")
**_I need a new car maybe I should start a pole should have kept the truck_** ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/67 "2007-10-16T12:31:05Z")
**_My avatar rulez_** I tell people it’s Sylar It’s really Micah \<3 ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/68 "2007-10-16T12:32:51Z")
what the fuck … a POLE? learn how to spell you moron god damn fucking noobs [quote=“sureshot007,post:66,topic:37082"”] **_I need a new car_** _ **maybe I should start a pole** _ _ **should have kept the truck** _ [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/69 "2007-10-16T12:33:55Z")
maybe you should catch the irony. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/70 "2007-10-16T12:34:45Z")
[quote=“SkunkApe,post:67,topic:37082"”] **_My avatar rulez_** _ **I tell people it’s Sylar** _ _ **It’s really Micah** _ \<3 [/quote] LOL ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/71 "2007-10-16T12:34:55Z")
[quote=“badazzss,post:68,topic:37082"”] what the fuck … a POLE? learn how to spell you moron god damn fucking noobs [/quote] LOL. Man, you really don’t know what you are talking about. You should probably exit this thread and wait for an f-bod drama thread to start up considering the required intelligence necessary to participate here is much higher than your level of intelligence ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/72 "2007-10-16T12:37:52Z")
**_Tries to fly Lincoln In the heat of the moment Takes awesome nosedive_** ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/73 "2007-10-16T12:46:57Z")
1st off, that response was not in haiku form. i do not follow don’t live and die on the board sorry, it’s my bad [quote=“sureshot!,post:71,topic:37082"”] LOL. Man, you really don’t know what you are talking about. You should probably exit this thread and wait for an f-bod drama thread to start up considering the required intelligence necessary to participate here is much higher than your level of intelligence [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/74 "2007-10-16T12:54:25Z")
[quote=“badazzss,post:73,topic:37082"”] 1st off, that response was not in haiku form. i do not follow don’t live and die on the board sorry, it’s my bad [/quote] sounds like you are the noob on this board brother. just because you may have been around in 2003 does not mean you have a role in this society circa 2007 🙂 jk… because im trying to be a better person online ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/75 "2007-10-16T12:57:46Z")
_**Internet tough guy I would pull planes on your ass Say it to my face.**_ ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/76 "2007-10-16T13:00:07Z")
How about… **_It is mean and green It will not ever run 8’s P M P 4 Life_** ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/77 "2007-10-16T13:18:19Z")
**_Mysterious man Only dresses in white suit They call him the Stig_** ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/78 "2007-10-16T13:25:00Z")
**I drive with sandals and took a turn way too quick… who put that tree there?** ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/79 "2007-10-16T18:01:37Z")
_**There he goes again Dressed in pink I chase behind Nigga stole my bike**_ ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/80 "2007-10-16T18:09:31Z")
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