# Haiku Insult Journal **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 16, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082 "2007-10-16T08:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/81 "2007-10-17T10:36:03Z")
**_Bump goes Robhimself_** **_He is bored at work today_** **_I love the jailbait_** ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/82 "2007-10-17T10:37:42Z")
**_I tell my band list He seems to enjoy the bands He gets mad at me_** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/83 "2007-10-17T10:38:20Z")
☹ ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/84 "2007-10-17T10:39:44Z")
_ **i say, el scorcho!** _ she says she wants to be next to me. gutter slut. ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/85 "2007-10-17T10:39:52Z")
year 1988 he was born in yellow car now he denies age ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/86 "2007-10-17T10:46:25Z")
**_banished yet again rust E, wetworks, JDM deadbeat superman_** ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/87 "2007-10-17T10:53:04Z")
**_Loves the boxy hotness If only they didn’t break Not a DSM!_** ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/88 "2007-10-17T10:53:49Z")
Rob - this one’s for you: **_I am done drinking what should I do with my pop the window looks good_** ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/89 "2007-10-17T10:56:06Z")
Hahaha **_Soda everywhere Wind indeed not too friendly DrDos put to shame_** ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/90 "2007-10-17T11:27:46Z")
[quote=“sureshot007,post:88,topic:37082"”] Rob - this one’s for you: **_I am done drinking_** _ **what should I do with my pop** _ _ **the window looks good** _ [/quote] lol ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/91 "2007-10-17T12:02:30Z")
**_I’ve got the mad skillz, Driving fast and furious… That was not third gear_** ---
**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/92 "2007-10-17T12:14:44Z")
[quote=“RobHimself,post:28,topic:37082"”] **_ball park hot dogs rule_** **_they so plump when you cook them_** **_i drive clitaurus_** [/quote] 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082/93 "2007-10-17T12:38:24Z")
check out my saturn not good for a movie star white bird for the save! racin then, biz now, you wish you could be badazz hood tosses for all note: badazz is not referring to anyone in particular, moreso it’s a synonym for “sweet” or “not an idiot” [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haiku-insult-journal/37082.md?page=4)