# Hal aint got shit on the ETERNUS 8000

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 24, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229 "2006-04-24T13:53:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/1 "2006-04-24T13:53:19Z")

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I dont care about the HUGE pic, cus this mutherfucker gets the cake.

Pic:

![http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/1205_large_20060420.jpg](http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/1205_large_20060420.jpg)

Article:

[http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=1935](http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=1935)

cliffs:

1.3 Perabyte disk array owns jooOOO

more cliffs:

2760 hdds  
up tio 32 dual core 3.6ghz processors  
raid 6 nikuaa  
and they expect to ship 14000 units in the next two years

and fyi, this shit has to cost well into the 5+ million mark after all said and done

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**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/2 "2006-04-24T14:00:08Z")

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HOLY SHIT

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/3 "2006-04-24T20:01:38Z")

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That is cool and all but can you play Battlefield 2 on it? I think not.

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/4 "2006-04-24T20:16:21Z")

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Fushitsu.Not a brand i’d trust.

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/5 "2006-04-24T20:23:24Z")

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Finally a computer to handle all my porn

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**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/6 "2006-04-26T09:54:17Z")

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Fujitsu is too slow… petabyte servers are so 4 months ago.

While Fujitsu claims the largest array available, EMC Corporation launched the first petabyte server that was commercially available back in January of this year.

[http://www.emc.com/products/systems/symmetrix/DMX\_series/DMX3.jsp](http://www.emc.com/products/systems/symmetrix/DMX_series/DMX3.jsp)

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/7 "2006-04-26T14:01:08Z")

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EMC, FTW.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/8 "2006-04-26T15:43:05Z")

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> [@Jon](#):
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> Fushitsu.Not a brand i’d trust.

lol

screw 56K… there should be a DSL warning with that picture… holy huge

cool comp… it’ll be obsolete next week though 😛

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hal-aint-got-shit-on-the-eternus-8000/11229/9 "2006-04-28T06:47:20Z")

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looks like a speaker set from 1986 :gotme: 😛
