# Halarious Websight LOL
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic
**Created:** [October 12, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766 "2004-10-12T14:03:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@DTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DTS)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/1 "2004-10-12T14:03:34Z")
> **[Group Hug](https://grouphug.us/)**
>
> Anonymous confessions since 2003.
ROFL
post up the good ones
> 713768815 in 6th grade this one chick that i liked actually gave me a list of things she hated about me
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> im now in 10th grade and shes trying to apologize about it and asking why i hate her
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> i hope she dies
> 655824725 When I was in about grade 8, some girl used to make fun of my weight, I wasn’t too heavy, just a little bit chubby.
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> This, and this alone has inspired me to lose weight and get ripped.
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> I just met her for the first time in 3 years, the first thing she said to me was “Oh My God.”
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> Her friends are now telling me that she likes me, she is pretty hot and I would bang her, but the day she asks me out, it will be funny.
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> I’m gonna blow it up in her face in the middle of everyone… something like “Why would I want to go out with you, for a fuck?”
> (really loud)
>
> Stick it to ya bitch
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### Author:  [@DETS14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DETS14)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/2 "2004-10-12T14:22:30Z")
563954661
Whenever I start to play Gamecube games, I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to masterbate more than anything. Even if it’s a game with no sexually revealing characters (such as Pikmin and Mario Sunshine)
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH U FUCKING QUEER…
Dead or alive chicks are hot…LOL
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### Author:  [@DETS14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DETS14)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/3 "2004-10-12T14:24:11Z")
192712421 My father tried to ‘bathe’ me when I was 12.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH BAHAHHAHA
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### Author:  [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/4 "2004-10-12T14:24:59Z")
947147000 I shook a girls hand right after I had been scratching my crotch
ahahahah
mmmmmeeeee to
> 157367614 I want to bang my college professor. I just wish she had bigger tits. I bet she’d go for it too. She’s married with toddlers.
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> 880923416 I’ve had three abortions in a matter of four months.
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> 148882941 i like this this girl, but she is totally obsessed with some guy who’s the lead singer of a band. he is a cool guy but i still took a dump on the bonnet of his car.
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> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>
> WE HAVE A WINNER
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> 485353007 I had anal sex with my cousin
3 doozes in a row
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### Author:  [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/5 "2004-10-12T14:38:54Z")
256101413 i used to steal pokemon cards.
:lol:
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### Author:  [@cloudzero3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cloudzero3)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/6 "2004-10-12T16:53:13Z")
738905026 I talked to Jeff with my pants down
LOL WTF
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### Author:  [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/7 "2004-10-12T17:15:02Z")
AHAHHAHAHA!!! OMG that website has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a LOOOONG time!!
945313390 Today I played Soul Calibur II from 1:30 to 11:30 and I think I’ve become sexually attracted to Ivy
and to a lesser extent Xianghua and Taki
283687654 I like the laughing gas thing the dentist makes you breathe in when you need to take in a needle for like pulling out a tooth or cavity. It makez me all woozy and dizzy in the head. I like competing with it on not getting woozy. Its fun.
Edit to add more good ones 😃
127160115 sometimes if i am all alone in an elevator i just get an incredible urge to push the buttons with my cock. sometimes i actually do it.
98526691 I once bought a Britney Spears CD
783075472 I learned how to make out because my sister and I used to act out scenes from “Days of Our Lives”.
Except I don’t think there were any lesbians on that show.
So we stuffed socks in her pants. Big ones.
We improvised.
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### Author:  [@Cal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/8 "2004-10-12T19:05:43Z")
wow…some people have no life…
that was the biggest waste of my time, i want my 2 minutes back!!! :x :twisted:
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### Author:  [@driftRPS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/driftRPS13)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halarious-websight-lol/81766/9 "2004-10-12T19:20:10Z")
man i’ve known about this site for like a year now.
some of them are getting really dumb and you can tell some are fake and only put on there cause people think they’re funny.
but some of the real sounding ones are hilarious.
another funny site is [www.bash.org](http://www.bash.org). it’s a compilation of funny things said on the IRC chat program.