# Halloween Costumes

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-costumes/247305
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 4, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-costumes/247305 "2009-10-04T19:19:24Z")
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### Author: ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-costumes/247305/54 "2009-10-07T08:07:56Z")

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> [@X-box live gamertag thread\*\*edited with list\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-live-gamertag-thread-edited-with-list/22265/655):
>
> Drink prune juice.  
> got to work  
> shit pants  
> they will send you home without question  
> ???  
> profit

:rofl

And if you want to call in before you start working:

drink prune juice  
sit on toilet  
call in while violently launching bodily waste into the toilet (make sure they can hear it over the phone)  
???  
find $5

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