# Halloween Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 31, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022 "2005-10-31T08:05:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/1 "2005-10-31T08:05:31Z")
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in. “OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked. “Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy. “Good,” said the first bat tiredly, “Because I didn’t!” ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/2 "2005-10-31T08:18:20Z")
:tif: It was funny… but not HA HA funny. ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/3 "2005-10-31T08:21:25Z")
mad old, but pretty funny ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/4 "2005-10-31T09:01:12Z")
:tif: at most. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/5 "2005-10-31T09:59:54Z")
fuck you and your pussy joke, pussy. ---
**Author:** ![wickedcivy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wickedcivy/32/7295_2.png) [@wickedcivy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/wickedcivy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/6 "2005-10-31T10:16:49Z")
i dont get it ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/7 "2005-10-31T10:22:20Z")
the bat flew into the tree because it couldn’t see it. bat’s are inherently blind, use sonar. You’re not missing much. ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/8 "2005-10-31T10:24:14Z")
ehh kinda funny… i chuckled ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/9 "2005-10-31T10:28:15Z")
> [@newman](#): > > fuck you and your pussy joke, pussy. Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts. now suck it faggot ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/10 "2005-10-31T10:30:37Z")
hummers \> head? ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/11 "2005-10-31T10:32:37Z")
lol I thought it was cute like a carebear ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/12 "2005-10-31T10:32:44Z")
2nd joke \> 1st 😃 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/13 "2005-10-31T10:37:37Z")
BWAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/14 "2006-10-17T12:39:34Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/15 "2006-10-17T12:43:06Z")
he he he… cute i will tell that to my 12 yr old cousin later tonight ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/16 "2006-10-17T12:47:00Z")
It made me crack a smile. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-jokes/4022/17 "2006-10-17T12:58:54Z")
lol.