# Ham Vs. Bacon

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255 "2008-03-31T21:00:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/1 "2008-03-31T21:00:32Z")

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discuss… some like ham, others bacon, some go as far as to call ham “canadian bacon”

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/2 "2008-03-31T21:01:52Z")

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ham is simply delicious but if u keep the bacon in the grease it tastes soooo gooood …yea im fat so what lo

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/3 "2008-03-31T21:01:57Z")

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meh… hashbrowns with them little breakfast sausages… smothered in raspberry maple syrup

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/4 "2008-03-31T21:03:15Z")

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wow, where do i begin… timmay where are you this is the best discussion ever

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/5 "2008-03-31T21:03:30Z")

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this is a ham vs bacon discussion. not sausage knibblers with raspberry syrup… although, the raspberry syrup ontop of bacon, ontop of hashbrowns, might be good.

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/6 "2008-03-31T21:06:38Z")

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ya with a side of jeffs mom yummy lol j/k

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/7 "2008-03-31T21:07:09Z")

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no ham, no bacon…

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/8 "2008-03-31T21:08:28Z")

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> [@steve93s15](#):
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> ya with a side of jeffs mom yummy lol j/k

asshole… lol

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/9 "2008-03-31T21:17:16Z")

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I don’t like regular ham that much, but I love bacon

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/10 "2008-03-31T21:20:12Z")

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**Grandpa:** Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?  
**John:** Bacon.  
**Grandpa:** Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should’ve took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I’m still here. Ha! And they keep dyin’. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?  
**John:** What?  
Grandpa: Huh?  
**John:** Goes to show you what?  
**Grandpa:** Well it just goes… what the hell are you talkin’ about?  
**John:** Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/11 "2008-03-31T21:22:33Z")

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Venison Sausage FTW

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/12 "2008-03-31T21:23:59Z")

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ohhh yeahh and as odd as it is, deer heart is actually delicious

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**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/13 "2008-03-31T21:24:39Z")

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A fresh smoked ham is the bomb, that boiled shit they sell in the grocery store shouldn’t be allowed to carry the name “ham” it should be called, boiled, salty pork. Bacon, like all fatty foods, I avoid, though I did have some on a sandwich from Panera a month ago and it was delicious.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/14 "2008-03-31T21:27:27Z")

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I don’t get to enjoy any nice meat products because my parents are cheapskates and I’m poor

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**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/15 "2008-03-31T21:27:44Z")

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> [@Hooked on 240](#):
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> wow, where do i begin… timmay where are you this is the best discussion ever

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/16 "2008-03-31T21:29:45Z")

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> [@LKSi](#):
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> ohhh yeahh and as odd as it is, deer heart is actually delicious

alot of the shit that comes out is delicious unless u murder the shit outta it when ya shot it

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/17 "2008-03-31T21:36:04Z")

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I don’t like either?

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**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/18 "2008-03-31T21:42:13Z")

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> [@Vovchandr](#):
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> I don’t like either?

Go back to Russia, do not go past go, do not collect $200.

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/19 "2008-03-31T22:13:52Z")

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> [@timmay](#):
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> Go back to Russia, do not go past go, do not collect $200.

MMMM… Russian Ham…

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**Author:** ![crAppAchic0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crappachic0/32/6306_2.png) [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255/20 "2008-03-31T22:55:28Z")

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Pork chops?

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