# Handshakes. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 14, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476 "2009-03-14T07:48:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/41 "2009-03-14T12:00:44Z")
This thread is spot on. I just don’t get where people figured out how to shake hands. ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/42 "2009-03-14T12:02:57Z")
> [@BillysRevenge](#): > > I can’t stand fggy handshakes. You ever see a person of high authority or status and he/she shakes like a wuss? So disappointing. UGH Danny fucking Wegmans as one of the worst handshakes of all time. I can’t stand it. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/43 "2009-03-14T12:13:41Z")
A pound goes a long way, hand shakes are pretty nasty. ---
**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/44 "2009-03-14T12:15:47Z")
Anyone ever shake Jim Kelly’s hand? Did he break yours too? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/45 "2009-03-14T14:22:42Z")
> [@TrapMuzik82](#): > > Anyone ever shake Jim Kelly’s hand? > > Did he break yours too? I went to shake his hand and he took 3 steps back and faked an ankle injury. I replied with “don’t worry this isnt the superbowl” ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/46 "2009-03-14T16:12:09Z")
human contact is scary. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/47 "2009-03-14T16:14:02Z")
Pun Intended films has this covered. ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/48 "2009-03-14T16:40:02Z")
i personally enjoy meeting a young girls father and giving him the limpest handshake i possibly can… ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/49 "2009-03-14T16:47:00Z")
> [@TrapMuzik82](#): > > Anyone ever shake Jim Kelly’s hand? > > Did he break yours too? Mark kelso also has a death grip while shaking hands…I whinced. ---
**Author:** ![Scott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/scott/32/7603_2.png) [@Scott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Scott)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/50 "2009-03-14T16:48:01Z")
yes, circa 2004 I made a movie about this exact topic ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/51 "2009-03-14T16:54:02Z")
> [@almostBrett](#): > > i personally enjoy meeting a young girls father and giving him the limpest handshake i possibly can… because you wilt with lust around older men? ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/52 "2009-03-14T16:57:55Z")
When somebody gives me a FGGT handshake I usually throw in the middle finger tickle to show them how gay they really are. ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/53 "2009-03-14T17:31:33Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > because you wilt with lust around older men? exactly ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/54 "2009-03-14T17:55:19Z")
I always try to deliver a manly handshake but sometimes the other guy will close his hand too soon without me getting the correct grip for a firm shake and then it’s so embarrassing I contemplate castrating myself. **Edit:** Just read the same complaints on page 1! ---
**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/55 "2009-03-14T19:15:03Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > I’ve actually made people do it again… just so they could do it right. Nobody feels good after a bad shake. > > . this guy has a good hand shake ^^^. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/56 "2009-03-14T19:19:03Z")
DEAD FISH IS THE WORST. Firm handshakes is where it’s at. Unless you’re super firm, and break my god damn little girl hand. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/57 "2009-03-14T19:40:10Z")
there was this guy that was a regular customer at my parents restaurant, his name was monty reifler, he owned reifler concrete in hamburg till he died about 10 years ago. dude was burly as fuck, worked concrete all his life, he had a handshake that fucking crushed your fingers, it was almost unbearable. i honestly think he didnt know how hard he was squezeing your shit bc he was just so huge and strong and ya, dead fish hands are the worst ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/58 "2009-03-14T19:41:46Z")
newman you have a marvelous handshake… so does butchy. ---
**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/59 "2009-03-14T21:59:52Z")
I’m a fan of a very firm handshake but it should also come with eye contact as well. A guy I used to work with actually broke one of the metacarpels (sp.) in another guys hand because he shook very very hard and the other guy shook like a pussy…lol ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476/60 "2009-03-14T22:03:45Z")
> [@ezfd](#): > > I’m a fan of a very firm handshake but it should also come with eye contact as well. A guy I used to work with actually broke one of the metacarpels (sp.) in another guys hand because he shook very very hard and the other guy shook like a pussy…lol hahaha that’s embarassing and +1 for eye contact, I’ve gotten a lot of cook jobs with no application just with a firm handshake and confident eye contact when I ran a small restaurant and had to hire some people, anyone with a weak handshake was humored then sent on their way [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/handshakes/64476.md?page=4)