# Happy b-day Taco **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 22, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887 "2004-07-22T21:18:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Black\_WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/black_ws6/32/5952_2.png) [@Black\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Black_WS6)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/1 "2004-07-22T21:18:35Z")
:love: ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/2 "2004-07-22T22:29:42Z")
happy birthday ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/3 "2004-07-23T00:51:05Z")
Taco \> all you bitches. Tacomadog \> \* ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/4 "2004-07-23T00:51:28Z")
🍺 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/5 "2004-07-23T03:58:55Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > 🍺 x3 ---
**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/6 "2004-07-23T16:56:25Z")
Thanks guys 💏 ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/7 "2004-07-23T17:15:07Z")
> [@slowcamaro](#): > > happy birthday :itr41: ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/8 "2004-07-23T17:17:02Z")
Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/9 "2004-07-23T20:16:32Z")
I retract my previous statement. Taco is a bitch. true story. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/10 "2004-07-23T20:40:43Z")
:rolleyes: > [@Darkstar](#): > > I retract my previous statement. Taco is a bitch. true story. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/11 "2004-07-23T21:27:44Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > :rolleyes: anyone that bans you from alcohol for a year = the lose ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/12 "2004-07-24T03:50:03Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > anyone that bans you from alcohol for a year = the lose 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/13 "2004-07-24T12:03:59Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > 😕 When I was 14, Taco banned be from drinking alcohol. Not cool. ---
**Author:** ![taco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/14 "2004-07-24T14:35:51Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > When I was 14, Taco banned be from drinking alcohol. Not cool. Yeah cause you drank a whole bottle of jim beam and who knows what else and got so drunk you got knocked over by a little tiny dog. Then you insisted on going home and your dad obviously found out you were wasted and then somehow he found me and crissman over at pats house and then we got in trouble. So we didn’t let you drink anymore for a little while. I forgot all about that. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-b-day-taco/167887/15 "2004-07-24T19:34:20Z")
> [@taco](#): > > Yeah cause you drank a whole bottle of jim beam and who knows what else and got so drunk you got knocked over by a little tiny dog. Then you insisted on going home and your dad obviously found out you were wasted and then somehow he found me and crissman over at pats house and then we got in trouble. So we didn’t let you drink anymore for a little while. I forgot all about that. it wasnt a whole bottle, and it was a travelers size bottle. Although we also filled up a 2 liter bottle about 2/3 of the way up with assorted liquors and the rest with Pepsi and took turns chugging it. Me and Phil the Dill killed most of it. I think we figured my blood alcohol out to be somewhere over .35. And I have no idea how my dad found out you guys were at Pat’s. Then of course kegstand makes me go to school the next morning, still drunk, and your mom tells all my other teachers about what happened the night before, so that they could harass me about it. You and the daego bitched up and down for months about that. I got grounded to yardwork for a full month, and you got grounded for like an afternoon. Crissman didnt get shit. :madfawk: Knapp is a neratch!!!