# Happy bday deadbeatoff **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 28, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413 "2009-12-28T23:00:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/1 "2009-12-28T23:00:41Z")
Eat shit asshole :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/2 "2009-12-28T23:06:07Z")
happy birthday ya big bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/3 "2009-12-28T23:18:42Z")
Happy Birthday! Who is game to get a birthday cake, light it on his front doorstep, and run off like a bunch of 12 year olds playing ding dong ditch? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/4 "2009-12-29T00:25:19Z")
Happy Birthday ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/5 "2009-12-29T01:39:56Z")
Happy birthday ya big bastard !!! lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/6 "2009-12-29T04:20:21Z")
Happy Birthday Deadbearwhatever ---
**Author:** ![beepbeep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beepbeep/32/6355_2.png) [@beepbeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beepbeep)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/7 "2009-12-29T05:58:27Z")
Happy bday beefcake! :hug ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/8 "2009-12-29T06:04:29Z")
I would normally say Happy Birthday but i’m not going to out of spite because noone wished me a happy bday 3 days ago. Fuck it. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/9 "2009-12-29T06:24:59Z")
^jesus? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/10 "2009-12-29T06:35:07Z")
> [@Rare NYSPEED cars, for real.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-cars-for-real/27584/117): > > ^jesus? :rofl Happy whatever, deadmeatloaf. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/11 "2009-12-29T06:36:16Z")
> [@Rare NYSPEED cars, for real.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-cars-for-real/27584/117): > > ^jesus? Math^? 29-3 = 26 Close but you fail. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/12 "2009-12-29T07:00:24Z")
Happy birthday you mongoloid fuck ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/13 "2009-12-29T07:05:17Z")
Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/14 "2009-12-29T07:08:35Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4370): > > I would normally say Happy Birthday but i’m not going to out of spite because noone wished me a happy bday 3 days ago. Fuck it. Then you should prolly change your birthday on the forum from January 1st 1980 to December 26th. :number1 ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/15 "2009-12-29T07:48:30Z")
> [@i hate crooked mechanics.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-crooked-mechanics/27806/29): > > Then you should prolly change your birthday on the forum from January 1st 1980 to December 26th. :number1 Hmm. Didn’t realize that haha. ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/16 "2009-12-29T08:01:08Z")
happy bday! ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/17 "2009-12-29T10:57:15Z")
happy birthday ed ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/18 "2009-12-29T11:19:29Z")
Happy bday brotha ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/19 "2009-12-29T13:05:14Z")
Happy bday you sexy bitch ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413/20 "2009-12-29T15:02:12Z")
thanks everyone. today is my birthday and im sitting home hoping my bagel and milk will stay down. yesterday morning i woke up with a full stomach and really bloated, thinking it was the natty peanut butter i ate b4 bed, i proceeded to work. i got there and it only got worse so i went home after staying only 1 hour. got home, layed in bed and could not eat, drink, or even sleep. my head was killing me, my back was killing me and to make matters worse, i knew i was about to blow chunks. so i go to the bathroom and all i could do was shit. about 3 hours later i get the all the tell tail signs of puke, sweat, mouth watering and i know its coming. go into the bathroom and whamo! ooo it hurt sooooooo bad. my fucking groin was flexing so bad i almost pulled it! in fact i had to hold my cock while i puked because i thought it was going to fall off! so from 6am till about 8pm i was in hell, pewping and turning right around and pukeing. finally got some IBUprofin in me and i slept. around 12am i was hungry and this was a good sign. i downed a bottle of gatoraid and slept some more. ugh! so my birthday has been spent nibbleing here and there on things hoping they stay down. im good now, just recovering. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-deadbeatoff/249413.md?page=2)