# HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEWMAN\>\>....

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 21, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-newman/17840 "2006-09-21T21:01:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-newman/17840/52 "2006-09-22T13:11:19Z")

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> [@Zong](#):
>
> Approximately 25 years and 9 months ago, your parents had sex.
> 
> Happy day.

Also congrats, 25 years and 8 months ago your mom was pushed down the stairs. you win.

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