# Hardcore Man!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 22, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588 "2010-02-22T09:58:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/41 "2010-02-22T12:41:34Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> True OGs don’t act like dipshits.

Also true.

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/42 "2010-02-22T12:44:04Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> True OGs don’t act like dipshits.

Do you read your own posts!? They are great though.

You guys are hurting my feelings. ☹

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/43 "2010-02-22T12:44:36Z")

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GLITCH I STILL LOVE YOU BRO!!!

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/44 "2010-02-22T12:54:06Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> True OGs don’t act like dipshits.

That’s debatable

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/45 "2010-02-22T12:55:29Z")

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wtf. get all this fucking OG shit outta my hardcoreman thread! no one gives a fuck how long you’ve been around. omgzzz i was on ubrf too! yayy!

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/46 "2010-02-22T12:58:21Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> wtf. get all this fucking OG shit outta my hardcoreman thread! no one gives a fuck how long you’ve been around. omgzzz i was on ubrf too! yayy!

Dawn just pwned me.

We’re just wasting time until we get a response from **MAXIMUM BOOST!!!1111**

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/47 "2010-02-22T12:58:53Z")

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Yeah that mother fucker hasn’t responded yet.

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/48 "2010-02-22T12:59:06Z")

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“i m very sexual. I love family times”

hehe

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/49 "2010-02-22T13:02:20Z")

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> [@dawn](#):
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> Yeah that mother fucker hasn’t responded yet.

He’s probably in the zone gettin fuckin jacked at the gym.

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/50 "2010-02-22T14:08:55Z")

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> [@glitch](#):
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> He’s probably in the zone gettin fuckin jacked at the gym.

in the zone cheif.

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/51 "2010-02-22T14:10:39Z")

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> [@glitch](#):
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> He’s probably in the zone gettin fuckin jacked at the gym.

> [@Hass](#):
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> in the zone cheif.

“Yea I grunt at the gym. That’s so everyone sees how jacked and tan I am.”

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/52 "2010-02-22T14:14:37Z")

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> [@Clean Baldy](#):
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> “Yea I grunt at the gym. That’s so everyone sees how jacked and tan I am.”

:bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/53 "2010-02-22T17:06:00Z")

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So after the gym I grab some Chipotle. And when I walked in there, it was just jam-packed of fat out of shape motherfuckers stuffing their faces, and all of their beady eyes just gazed in awe and jealousy as I slowly strode in. Still glistening from my killer chest/tri’s workout, my chistled muscles gleamed in the cheap restaurant lighting. I was even wearing those mesh-like gym shorts that totally show the outline of your cock and some pathetic sap’s girlfriend just dropped her plastic fork in her burrito bol in fucking ecstasy as she admired my sweaty flopping cock.

As I ordered everyone got real quiet, intently listening in to see what a specimen like me eats at such an establishment full of swine and peasants. After I told Carlos to make me a fucking steak burrito, I knocked out an entire set of tricep dips on the queue bars as he was putting in extra guac just like I told his bitch ass to do. After they rang my shit up, I grabbed my to go bag and smashed it in my gym bag like I didn’t even give a fuck (because I didn’t). Even as I exited the building, all the filthy mongrels went back in shame knowing that when I eat my burrito it will add 10 pounds to my bench, and not to my ass.

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/54 "2010-02-22T17:53:08Z")

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If we don’t get a reply soon I’m gonna start e-mailing him. I’ll give “Mandi” a couple days to see if he takes the bait.

> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> So after the gym I grab some Chipotle. And when I walked in there, it was just jam-packed of fat out of shape motherfuckers stuffing their faces, and all of their beady eyes just gazed in awe and jealousy as I slowly strode in. Still glistening from my killer chest/tri’s workout, my chistled muscles gleamed in the cheap restaurant lighting. I was even wearing those mesh-like gym shorts that totally show the outline of your cock and some pathetic sap’s girlfriend just dropped her plastic fork in her burrito bol in fucking ecstasy as she admired my sweaty flopping cock.
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> As I ordered everyone got real quiet, intently listening in to see what a specimen like me eats at such an establishment full of swine and peasants. After I told Carlos to make me a fucking steak burrito, I knocked out an entire set of tricep dips on the queue bars as he was putting in extra guac just like I told his bitch ass to do. After they rang my shit up, I grabbed my to go bag and smashed it in my gym bag like I didn’t even give a fuck (because I didn’t). Even as I exited the building, all the filthy mongrels went back in shame knowing that when I eat my burrito it will add 10 pounds to my bench, and not to my ass.

:bigtup:

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/55 "2010-02-22T18:01:55Z")

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ugh dawn, too much misspelling.

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**Author:** ![Bad\_Hulk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bad_hulk/32/5455_2.png) [@Bad\_Hulk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bad_Hulk)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/56 "2010-02-22T18:31:01Z")

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this is hilarious, dawn let me know if you need anything else to say, you should be persistent so that it shows you have interest

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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/57 "2010-02-22T18:32:17Z")

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> [@travisn](#):
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> ugh dawn, too much misspelling.

Yeah, he might think it’s Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator”.

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/58 "2010-02-22T18:43:23Z")

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BUT she cant come off as too smart, it might scare him away.

reeling this one in is has to be a carefully orchestrated dance

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**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/59 "2010-02-22T18:44:55Z")

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> [@travisn](#):
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> BUT she cant come off as too smart

Shouldnt be too difficult.

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-man/79588/60 "2010-02-22T18:55:05Z")

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> [@gotdubd](#):
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> Shouldnt be too difficult.

hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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