# Hasselhoff roast... who watched it? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 16, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167 "2010-08-16T15:01:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/1 "2010-08-16T15:01:45Z")
I actually thought this was pretty good… got a few chuckles… some memorable quotes… i think greg giraldo? to pam andeson: “you caused me to spill more seed than muhamad ali trying to fill a bird feeder” Whitney Cummings to pam anderson: “Pam, you slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee, and Kid Rock, why don’t you save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson’s blood.” and then “Hey Hulk, everything I just said about Pam…applies to your daughter too.” (he looked like he was gonna kill somebody… lol) lisa lampenelli told Hulk Hogan “shh, listen - its the sound of a 19 year olds balls slapping against your wifes ass” … there were so many more … im surprised there isnt a thread about this already. Who watched it? whatd you think? side note… pam anderson… still a babe. ---
**Author:** ![jsac442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsac442/32/5176_2.png) [@jsac442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jsac442)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/2 "2010-08-16T15:06:59Z")
word it was deffinatly funny ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/3 "2010-08-16T15:22:08Z")
pam anderson was actually funny as hell. i watched it, it was great. ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/4 "2010-08-16T15:27:38Z")
“Your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to your side you can hear it going: ‘What you talkin’ about Willis?’” ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/5 "2010-08-16T15:48:49Z")
im watching it now, LOLOLOLOL 19 year old balls hitting hulks ex wife’s chin ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/6 "2010-08-16T15:58:08Z")
watched it. was def funny ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/7 "2010-08-16T21:04:44Z")
On now… ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/8 "2010-08-16T21:10:56Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > On now… you beat me to the bump… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/9 "2010-08-17T14:15:29Z")
you look like susan boyle fucked snooki ---
**Author:** ![Superium](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/superium/32/7405_2.png) [@Superium](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Superium)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/10 "2010-08-17T17:18:39Z")
They must of kept re-running it the night I watched after I fell asleep cuz I kept waking up every few hours to Gilbert Godfrey screaming about Pam’s huge vag. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/11 "2010-08-17T17:57:21Z")
i downloaded it and watched it today at work…i found myself LOLing at my cube neighbor asking wtf I way doing ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/12 "2010-08-18T06:10:20Z")
“The last African American to pick cotton was pulling out Lisa Lampanelli tampon” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/13 "2010-08-18T09:45:21Z")
Watched the roast of bob saget last night. Some pretty good material. I gotta start looking out for these more often :tup: ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/14 "2010-08-18T09:48:21Z")
This is the first time a Jew gets to roast a German… ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hasselhoff-roast-who-watched-it/159167/15 "2010-08-18T09:54:46Z")
> [@Matt Danger](#): > > “Your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to your side you can hear it going: ‘What you talkin’ about Willis?'” One of the best lines. Actually this was probably one of the best roasts that they have done.