# hate your inlaws ? turn them into diamonds when they die !!! **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [August 4, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281 "2005-08-04T07:48:10Z") **Posts on this page:** 12 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/1 "2005-08-04T07:48:10Z")
apparently what they do is put grandma in a huge hydraulic press, and out pops this … if gramma had blue hair, does the jem come out blue too ? ![http://www.lifegem.com/images/2006/web03.jpg](http://www.lifegem.com/images/2006/web03.jpg) ![http://www.lifegem.com/images/2006/web08.jpg](http://www.lifegem.com/images/2006/web08.jpg) ![http://www.lifegem.com/images/2006/web02.jpg](http://www.lifegem.com/images/2006/web02.jpg) [http://www.lifegem.com](http://www.lifegem.com) ---
### Author: ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/2 "2005-08-04T07:56:49Z")
:repost: sorry mang its been around 4ever ---
### Author: ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/3 "2005-08-04T07:57:50Z")
kinda pricey. it would be cheaper and more satisfying to take them down to the wrecking yard and toss them in to car crusher ---
### Author: ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/4 "2005-08-04T07:58:58Z")
i’m gonna stick grandpa in the freezer ---
### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/5 "2005-08-04T08:11:56Z")
I would just put her in a blender and make a smootie. ---
### Author: ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/6 "2005-08-04T09:51:20Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > :repost: > > sorry mang its been around 4ever stuff you saw on other forums doest count as a repost here 😛 ---
### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/7 "2005-08-04T10:08:25Z")
They’d make alot more money if they took an cadavore, dumped it somewhere, and sold regular diamonds. Who knows, maybe they do? ---
### Author: ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/8 "2005-08-04T12:18:20Z")
![http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/CoopExt/4DMG/images/charcoal.jpg](http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/CoopExt/4DMG/images/charcoal.jpg) This is what I got back. ---
### Author: ![TurboTSi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TurboTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTSi) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/9 "2005-08-04T12:24:31Z")
^lol ---
### Author: ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/10 "2005-08-04T12:33:01Z")
hahah thats funny as hell ---
### Author: ![Chelleybelly8](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chelleybelly8/32/7262_2.png) [@Chelleybelly8](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chelleybelly8) #### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/11 "2005-08-04T12:34:45Z")
the thought of that grosses me out! blah! ---
### Author: ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine) #### Post date: [August 5, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hate-your-inlaws-turn-them-into-diamonds-when-they-die/1281/12 "2005-08-05T07:47:04Z")
holy shit those cost a l-o-t!! [http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx](http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx)