# Have you ever felt so lazy..
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 12, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188 "2007-05-12T10:10:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/1 "2007-05-12T10:10:50Z")
That you’ve considered just shitting your pants instead of getting up to go to the bathroom?
Probably just me, but it was an option a few minutes ago.
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/2 "2007-05-12T10:18:19Z")
[quote=“Pass McGrass”"]
That you’ve considered just shitting your pants instead of getting up to go to the bathroom?
Probably just me, but it was an option a few minutes ago.
[/quote]
Nah
But have you ever taken such a horrible dump that you just have to take a shower afterwards?
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### Author:  [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/3 "2007-05-12T10:30:16Z")
Have ever shit in the shower and then not be able to squeeze it all down the drain with you big toe?
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/4 "2007-05-12T10:35:18Z")
three posts and this thread is already going places
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/5 "2007-05-12T10:45:47Z")
this thread is a waste of database storage
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/6 "2007-05-12T10:46:18Z")
just like how poop is waste… 🙂
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### Author:  [@JDMAllstars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMAllstars)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/7 "2007-05-12T10:55:22Z")
so talking about waste makes this thread a waste?
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### Author:  [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/8 "2007-05-12T10:55:58Z")
ever taken a dump in a hot dog bun and gave it to your friend with ketchup and mustard on it?
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/9 "2007-05-12T11:01:00Z")
shittiest thread ever
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/10 "2007-05-12T11:09:28Z")
[quote=“MicaH,post:9,topic:29188"”]
shittiest thread ever
[/quote]
oh i see what you did there… lets hope no one runs… with it
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/11 "2007-05-12T12:07:51Z")
[quote=“fairgentleman Z,post:3,topic:29188"”]
Have ever shit in the shower and then not be able to squeeze it all down the drain with you big toe?
[/quote]
I had that exact discussion at starbucks a few weeks ago…
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/12 "2007-05-12T12:20:46Z")
Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit looser?
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/13 "2007-05-12T12:50:15Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:12,topic:29188"”]
Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit looser?
[/quote]
YES!
Pants feel looser and I feel much more relaxed after .
Gotta love those softball shits,feels like birth.
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/14 "2007-05-12T13:34:31Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:12,topic:29188"”]
Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit looser?
[/quote]
hahaha Everyday. In the morning I’m a 34, by 8:30am I am a 32 again.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/15 "2007-05-12T13:35:10Z")
[quote=“evolve,post:12,topic:29188"”]
Have you ever taken a dump so big your pants fit looser?
[/quote]
Having a little extra spring in my step from being a pound or two lighter is how I qualify a good shit.
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/16 "2007-05-12T13:43:41Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:10,topic:29188"”]
oh i see what you did there… lets hope no one runs… with it
[/quote]
yea i know what you mean, it all started with post… Number 2
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/17 "2007-05-12T14:43:42Z")
[quote=“BikerFry,post:15,topic:29188"”]
Having a little extra spring in my step from being a pound or two lighter is how I qualify a good shit.
[/quote]
holla
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/18 "2008-03-04T10:05:17Z")
> [@Pass McGrass"](#):
>
> That you’ve considered just shitting your pants instead of getting up to go to the bathroom?
>
> Probably just me, but it was an option a few minutes ago.
how’d that work out for you?
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/19 "2008-03-04T10:10:31Z")
lolllllllll
I waited until I got in the shower.
edit- damn, I should’ve re-read this thread before posting. Jeremy already beat my to it over a year ago.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [March 4, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/20 "2008-03-04T10:11:18Z")
you pooped in the shower?
big toe mashing it down FTW!!
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