# Have you ever felt so lazy.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 12, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188 "2007-05-12T10:10:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/21 "2008-03-04T10:11:57Z")
yea, but then you get the e.colizzz under your toe nails whenyou have to smush it down the drain. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/22 "2008-03-04T10:13:23Z")
It’s only acceptable to shit in the shower when you know it’s curry and not a Baby Ruth. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/23 "2008-03-04T10:14:00Z")
I like when you shit a crapload (hahah) and you only have to wipe once. In conjunction with the shitting-so-much-you-get-skinnier, you also feel like you could sleep for a day like bear or something. Bears shit in the woods, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/24 "2008-03-04T10:15:10Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Bears shit in the woods, BTW. But if no one’s around, does it smell? ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/25 "2008-03-04T10:15:26Z")
am i the only person that likes to weigh myself immediately before and immediately after a good dump? ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/26 "2008-03-04T10:16:21Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > But if no one’s around, does it smell? Or does it steam in the snow if no one is around? ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/27 "2008-03-04T10:16:35Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > am i the only person that likes to weigh myself immediately before and immediately after a good dump? I take it that you’re a lady? ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/28 "2008-03-04T10:16:46Z")
I hate it when people talk to me on AIM while shitting ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/29 "2008-03-04T10:17:33Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Or does it steam in the snow if no one is around? Who cares! It’ll make a delicious Bear-smore, regardless. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/30 "2008-03-04T10:18:28Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > I take it that you’re a lady? no i just like to know how much shit i just produced… personal record is about 2.4 lbs…but who’s keeping track anyway… ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/31 "2008-03-04T10:19:22Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > I hate it when people talk to me on AIM while shitting Skunk purchases Crocs for Locutus when he is shitting in addition to posting and AIM’ing. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/32 "2008-03-04T10:19:27Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > no i just like to know how much shit i just produced… > > personal record is about 2.4 lbs…but who’s keeping track anyway… how much do your used tampons usually weigh, Betty? ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/33 "2008-03-04T10:20:33Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > how much do your used tampons usually weigh, Betty? :highfive: for postwhoring today! I haven’t done this in a while. :headbang: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/34 "2008-03-04T10:20:38Z")
But have you ever had the ‘abandoned ship’? It only happens when you have a good solid poo-canoe where the tail end sticks out a few inches. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/35 "2008-03-04T10:20:45Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > am i the only person that likes to weigh myself immediately before and immediately after a good dump? My girlfriend does this. hahahahaha > [@Pass McGrass](#): > > I take it that you’re a lady? LOL ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/36 "2008-03-04T10:23:24Z")
this thread stinks ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/37 "2008-03-04T10:23:55Z")
Wait til I have to poop next chino… you are getting the first message! ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/38 "2008-03-04T10:25:13Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > But have you ever had the ‘abandoned ship’? > > It only happens when you have a good solid poo-canoe where the tail end sticks out a few inches. How about the mushroom cloud - when you have that half-curry/half baby ruth where it splashes water and curry-poo on your ass cheeks? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/39 "2008-03-04T10:25:48Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > :highfive: for postwhoring today! I haven’t done this in a while. :headbang: you’re only ~200 posts behind me… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/40 "2008-03-04T10:26:31Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > How about the mushroom cloud - when you have that half-curry/half baby ruth where it splashes water and curry-poo on your ass cheeks? Thats not a huge deal, but when the balls get all moist, gag. Shower, stat! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188.md?page=3)