# Have you ever felt so lazy.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 12, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188 "2007-05-12T10:10:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/41 "2008-03-04T10:27:12Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > you’re only ~200 posts behind me… OT posts don’t count so that number is rather irrelevant for the purposes of this arguement. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/42 "2008-03-04T10:28:07Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > Thats not a huge deal, but when the balls get all moist, gag. Shower, stat! thats not as bad as the dickhead to bowl contact (on public toilets) god thats always the worst and I feel the need to shower with rubbing alcohol instantly ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/43 "2008-03-04T10:28:19Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > OT posts don’t count so that number is rather irrelevant for the purposes of this arguement. You’re rather irrelevant. The post count doesn’t lie. Your argument only holds water if the Admin were to update the… oh. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/44 "2008-03-04T10:28:41Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > Wait til I have to poop next chino… you are getting the first message! I had one the other day that I was going to send you, but after I took the pic I got kinda grossed out by my own shit. That thing had legs and fur. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/45 "2008-03-04T10:29:12Z")
> [@chino](#): > > thats not as bad as the dickhead to bowl contact (on public toilets) god thats always the worst and I feel the need to shower with rubbing alcohol instantly Or you get the surprise cold water dip… ugh. Elongated bowls at home FTW. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/46 "2008-03-04T10:29:52Z")
> [@chino](#): > > thats not as bad as the dickhead to bowl contact (on public toilets) god thats always the worst and I feel the need to shower with rubbing alcohol instantly Or when there is an orphaned pube on the bowl and it touches Jimbo Jr?? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/47 "2008-03-04T10:29:54Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > I had one the other day that I was going to send you… I’m glad I’m not the only one who sends phone pics of poop. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/48 "2008-03-04T10:31:56Z")
I am no fan of the French but the bidet is probably one of the greatest inventions ever made. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/49 "2008-03-04T10:32:19Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > I had one the other day that I was going to send you, but after I took the pic I got kinda grossed out by my own shit. That thing had legs and fur. Did it wink at you too? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/50 "2008-03-04T10:33:59Z")
> [@chino](#): > > thats not as bad as the dickhead to bowl contact (on public toilets) god thats always the worst and I feel the need to shower with rubbing alcohol instantly I Never use public bathrooms for a number 2. I’d shit in a potted plant first. > [@Nikuk](#): > > I’m glad I’m not the only one who sends phone pics of poop. I Took a giant bear shit the one day, and got up before i wiped (because tp ruins a good pic) snagged a phone pic, and sent it to my Ex girlfreind.(she was already an ex) The subject was “thinking of you \<3” Hahahahaha, she didnt even get pissed ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/51 "2008-03-04T10:34:11Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > I am no fan of the French but the bidet is probably one of the greatest inventions ever made. Two words: Baby wipes. If you’ve ever had ETS tacos, hot, then you know you need these things. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/52 "2008-03-04T10:34:59Z")
yikes… send me a pic of your poop… it will be the last time you ever did… I have a few saved up in the phone 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/53 "2008-03-04T10:35:54Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Skunk purchases Crocs for Locutus when he is shitting in addition to posting and AIM’ing. WTF I HATE CROCS ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/54 "2008-03-04T10:35:59Z")
Im surprised its only taken 3 years for this thread to appear on nyspeed. i am also glad it is not me who OP’d it. [http://ratemypoo.com/bestof.html](http://ratemypoo.com/bestof.html) ^^in case anyone was interested, theres some quality bombers in the world. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/55 "2008-03-04T10:36:17Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > Two words: Baby wipes. > > If you’ve ever had ETS tacos, hot, then you know you need these things. Way ahead of you. Baby wipes are not flushable unless specified so I got the flushable wipes in the toilet paper section of weggies. Jungle ass is a thing of the past. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/56 "2008-03-04T10:38:39Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > WTF > > I HATE CROCS I didn’t say for you, you are just a gracious gift-giver. 💏 ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/57 "2008-03-04T10:40:07Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Way ahead of you. Baby wipes are not flushable unless specified so I got the flushable wipes in the toilet paper section of weggies. Jungle ass is a thing of the past. 🙂 Thanks to Slowcarfastdriver, I always get Johnny Cash’s ‘ring of fire’ in my head when I get the battery-acid-anus. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/58 "2008-03-04T10:40:28Z")
> [@SoloIIscoob](#): > > Im surprised its only taken 3 years for this thread to appear on nyspeed. > > i am also glad it is not me who OP’d it. > > [http://ratemypoo.com/bestof.html](http://ratemypoo.com/bestof.html) > > ^^in case anyone was interested, theres some quality bombers in the world. don’t click that link, ughhhhhhhh:banghead: ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/59 "2008-03-04T10:41:33Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > Thanks to Slowcarfastdriver, I always get Johnny Cash’s ‘ring of fire’ in my head when I get the battery-acid-anus. LOLLLLLL [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E) and it makes, a firey ring ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188/60 "2008-03-04T10:42:10Z")
hahaha, i’m whistling that as we type. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/have-you-ever-felt-so-lazy/29188.md?page=4)