# Having a bad day? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 27, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449 "2009-02-27T06:41:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/1 "2009-02-27T06:41:01Z")
\> Things Got Ya Down?\*\* _Well Then, Consider These . \* \> \> In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, \> on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition \> This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with \> the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths \> occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was \> assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday \> morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses \> nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible \> phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, \> and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock \> struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the \> ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum \> cleaner. \* \> \> \> Still Having a Bad Day??? \> \> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill \> in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively \> saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and \> applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate \> them both. \* \> \> Still think you are having a Bad Day???_ \> \> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, \> almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist \> towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly \> current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two \> places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. \* \> \> Are Ya OK Now? - No?\* \> \> Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a \> slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke \> loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless \> protesters were trampled to death. \* \> \> What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???\* \> \> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. \> It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the \> bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! \* \> \> There now, Feeling Better?\* ![http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3453/workerdeadob0.jpg](http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/3453/workerdeadob0.jpg) * * * I lol’ed. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/2 "2009-02-27T06:47:05Z")
Funny, but most of it is probably made up. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/3 "2009-02-27T06:56:12Z")
![http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6453/1233796875776gg7.png](http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6453/1233796875776gg7.png) ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/4 "2009-02-27T07:35:37Z")
> [@Calling Out: FormulaLs1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-out-formulals1/14811/35): > > Funny, but most of it is probably made up. Still funny. lol. ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/5 "2009-02-27T11:58:24Z")
Emo Dog ftw. ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/6 "2009-02-27T15:27:35Z")
“dont work too hard, nobody notices anyways” motto that i live by! lol ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/7 "2009-03-02T06:03:02Z")
> [@Calling Out: FormulaLs1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-out-formulals1/14811/35): > > Funny, but most of it is probably made up. Bull shit… people are dumb, very dumb… I am sure there has to be atleast one moron in the world to have pulled off all of the above. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/242449/8 "2009-03-02T06:12:38Z")
![http://depressiondog.info/ddog.jpg?l1=Contemplate+suicide&l2=Realize+nobody+would+miss+you&l1f=26&l2f=18&f=3](http://depressiondog.info/ddog.jpg?l1=Contemplate+suicide&l2=Realize+nobody+would+miss+you&l1f=26&l2f=18&f=3)