# Having a bad day? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 24, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/61857 "2009-01-24T18:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/61857/1 "2009-01-24T18:11:50Z")
> **Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .** > In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, > on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical > condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something > to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the > deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was > assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday > morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses > nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible > phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, > and other holy objects to war d off the evil spirits. Just when the clock > struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the > ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum > cleaner. > **[B]** > **Still Having a Bad Day???** [/B] > The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill > in Alaska was > $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved > animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from > onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. > **[B]** > **Still think you are having a Bad Day???** [/B] > A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, > almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist > towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly > current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in > two places. Up to that moment, he had been happi ly listening to his > Walkman. > **[B]** > **Are Ya OK Now? - No?** [/B] > Two animal rights defenders were protest ing the cruelty of sending pigs to > a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany … Suddenly, all two thousand pigs > broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two > helpless protesters were trampled to death. > **[B]** > **What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???** [/B] > Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter > bomb. It came back with ‘Return to Sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting > it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! Some of them were somewhat funnyish. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/61857/2 "2009-01-24T18:17:18Z")
lmao. besides the pig one ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/61857/3 "2009-01-24T22:48:39Z")
1998 fail > **[FACT CHECK: Fake News Stories](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-news-stories/)** > > List of humorous fake news stories. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/61857/4 "2009-01-25T00:14:17Z")
↑ Goddam you are busted. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/having-a-bad-day/61857/5 "2009-01-25T06:55:29Z")
I never said they were true. I said they are semi humorous.