# hay shady thx foar the advice!!.......facepalm

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [January 25, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939 "2010-01-25T12:00:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/21 "2010-01-25T12:19:17Z")

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:lol

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/22 "2010-01-25T12:19:24Z")

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Jon I also heard if you remove 2 of the 4 bolts holding the mains on, that it will reduce friction and increase HP!!!

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/23 "2010-01-25T12:20:04Z")

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> [@My turn ver. need to find this person (Buffalo local)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turn-ver-need-to-find-this-person-buffalo-local/28724/23):
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> Jon I also heard if you remove 2 of the 4 bolts holding the mains on, that it will reduce friction and increase HP!!!

lmao

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/24 "2010-01-25T12:20:06Z")

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what about taking off some piston rings?

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/25 "2010-01-25T12:22:02Z")

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> [@My turn ver. need to find this person (Buffalo local)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turn-ver-need-to-find-this-person-buffalo-local/28724/23):
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> Jon I also heard if you remove 2 of the 4 bolts holding the mains on, that it will reduce friction and increase HP!!!

OH SHIT

lets see what else i dont need:  
-waterpump  
-valve covers  
-weight thingy on the shaft :lol  
-replace gas with water, i hear it weighs less  
-replace passenger seat with 94gt50s sister :shifty

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/26 "2010-01-25T12:24:44Z")

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> [@WTF internet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-internet/28479/245):
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> OH SHIT
> 
> lets see what else i dont need:  
> -waterpump  
> -valve covers  
> -weight thingy on the shaft :lol  
> -replace gas with water, i hear it weighs less  
> **-replace passenger seat with 94gt50s sister** :shifty

oh SNAP!  
:shifty:lmao

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/27 "2010-01-25T12:28:25Z")

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> [@WTF internet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-internet/28479/245):
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> OH SHIT
> 
> lets see what else i dont need:  
> -waterpump  
> -valve covers  
> -weight thingy on the shaft :lol  
> -replace gas with water, i hear it weighs less  
> - **replace passenger seat with 94gt50s sister :shifty**

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Seriously though, if you have a grinder you can grind the counterweights off the crank or flywheel to reduce rotating mass! Will make you rev out like vtec.

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/28 "2010-01-25T12:30:50Z")

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shady= new laduke cob-jobber?

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**Author:** ![DFDrocks247365](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dfdrocks247365/32/24907_2.png) [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/29 "2010-01-25T12:44:37Z")

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ohhhhh shittttttt

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/30 "2010-01-25T13:28:11Z")

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alright so far I’ve removed half of my head studs, 3 rods, all of my oil pan bolts except one, an axle, a valve cover, 2 fittings from the fuel feed line, and cut the ecu in half. Any other advice from you guys?

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/31 "2010-01-25T13:30:30Z")

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BRB, removing engine, installing rocket, see new sig in a moment

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/32 "2010-01-25T13:30:56Z")

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You dont need brakes in the back since you have the fronts

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/33 "2010-01-25T13:30:58Z")

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> [@Gumball Fatality](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gumball-fatality/28728/8):
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> alright so far I’ve removed half of my head studs, 3 rods, all of my oil pan bolts except one, an axle, a valve cover, 2 fittings from the fuel feed line, and cut the ecu in half. Any other advice from you guys?

im all out of ones for weight reduction, but if you need to gain a few of those lbs back im sure you could talk to gti star:ahh:rofl

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/34 "2010-01-25T13:31:49Z")

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oh dear

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/35 "2010-01-25T13:33:40Z")

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> [@I want this beer pong table](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-want-this-beer-pong-table/28711/16):
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> You dont need brakes in the back since you have the fronts

plus rep

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/36 "2010-01-25T14:32:19Z")

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> [@WTF internet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-internet/28479/245):
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> OH SHIT
> 
> lets see what else i dont need:  
> -waterpump  
> -valve covers  
> -weight thingy on the shaft :lol  
> -replace gas with water, i hear it weighs less  
> **-replace passenger seat with 94gt50s sister** :shifty

- rep

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/37 "2010-01-25T14:44:01Z")

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:rofl :rofl

You guys should think of rotating mass too! I just removed all my brake rotors!!!

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/38 "2010-01-25T14:52:28Z")

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> [@I want this beer pong table](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-want-this-beer-pong-table/28711/16):
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> You dont need brakes in the back since you have the fronts

Just took my front brakes off cuz they are heavier than the backs, and I got back brakes so I am all good!

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/39 "2010-01-25T14:56:01Z")

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This thread needs to be retitled weight reduction ideas or something along those lines

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hay-shady-thx-foar-the-advice-facepalm/249939/40 "2010-01-25T14:59:13Z")

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> [@My turn ver. need to find this person (Buffalo local)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turn-ver-need-to-find-this-person-buffalo-local/28724/24):
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> :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
> 
> Seriously though, if you have a grinder you can grind the counterweights off the crank or flywheel to reduce rotating mass! Will make you rev out like vtec.

That is actually a practiced form of cheating in spec racing.

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