# Heaven vs Hell

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 8, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450 "2008-04-08T16:22:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/1 "2008-04-08T16:22:01Z")

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> **Heaven _versus_ Hell**

> **Heaven:**

> - The police are British
> - The cooks are French
> - The engineers are German
> - The administrators are Swiss
> - The lovers are Italian **Hell:**

> - The police are German
> - The cooks are British
> - The engineers are Italian
> - The administrators are French
> - The lovers are Swiss  
> Har har.

I’m really expecting this to be a repoot, but I couldn’t find it. :shrug:

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/2 "2008-04-08T16:29:17Z")

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Lawls

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### Author: ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/3 "2008-04-08T16:34:11Z")

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this is the real heaven vs hell battle

![http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/a/7/ca76ec565f6ba88559b8fdb46b1778e0.jpg](http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/a/7/ca76ec565f6ba88559b8fdb46b1778e0.jpg)

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### Author: ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/4 "2008-04-08T16:47:29Z")

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^^wow, it looks like hells got it in a chokehold

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### Author: ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/5 "2008-04-08T16:48:19Z")

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sooo whats purgatory?

Germans are lovers? duecing all over you?

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### Author: ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/6 "2008-04-08T20:54:56Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
>
> sooo whats purgatory?
> 
> Germans are lovers? duecing all over you?

- The police are Swiss (neutral)
- The cooks are American (deep fried & covered in fat free dressing)
- The engineers are French (a la classic peugot)
- The administrators are Italian (drunken and carefree)
- The lovers are German (leather bound & ready to pooh on command)

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/7 "2008-04-09T06:47:26Z")

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Who wants a mustach ride?!

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### Author: ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/8 "2008-04-09T07:39:31Z")

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![http://www.surlybikes.com/blogimages/Moustache-Flyer.jpg](http://www.surlybikes.com/blogimages/Moustache-Flyer.jpg)

the new nyspeed

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### Author: ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/9 "2008-04-09T09:08:52Z")

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJoJc8xAy8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJoJc8xAy8) this thread obviously needed this song…

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### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heaven-vs-hell/46450/10 "2008-04-09T09:13:52Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> - The police are Swiss (neutral)
> - The cooks are American (deep fried & covered in fat free dressing)
> - The engineers are French (a la classic peugot)
> - The administrators are Italian (drunken and carefree)
> - The lovers are German (leather bound & ready to pooh on command)

ha