# Hedburgh quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864 "2006-11-29T13:58:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/1 "2006-11-29T13:58:30Z")
[http://hedburgh.com/quoter.php](http://hedburgh.com/quoter.php) If if you don’t know, now you know… ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/2 "2006-11-29T14:06:00Z")
Fucking awesome +1309481209438120938 Karma for you. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/3 "2006-11-29T14:28:48Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/4 "2006-11-29T14:46:08Z")
lol the first quote i got was the appliance naming institute and the button says refresher instead of refresh…when i heard he died i thought it was just a bad joke cause of when it happen (april 1st) king of the one liner. ---
**Author:** ![oneslowdsm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@oneslowdsm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowdsm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/5 "2006-11-29T16:19:15Z")
mitch was one of the funniest guys ever ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/6 "2006-11-29T18:54:43Z")
escalators never break, they just temporarily become stairs ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/7 "2006-11-29T18:55:50Z")
would you like a frozen bannana?..no but ide like a warm bannana later. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/8 "2006-11-29T19:00:22Z")
Bananas are the opposite of traffic lights. with a traffic light yellow means go and green means wait. with a banana green means wait and yellow means go. a red traffic light means stop, but a red banana means “where the fuck did you get that banana” ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/9 "2006-11-29T19:04:44Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > Bananas are the opposite of traffic lights. with a traffic light yellow means wait and green means go. with a banana green means wait and yellow means go. a red traffic light means stop, but a red banana means “where the fuck did you get that banana” fixed ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/10 "2006-11-29T19:14:00Z")
lol yea i fucked up. i was just trying to remember those, they werent written anywhere although i noticed a few mistypings on that site that f’ed up the joke (like made it not make sense) ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/11 "2006-11-29T19:19:31Z")
haha i was gonna put that one down, but i would have fucked up the wording too so i just went with the easy bannana one isnstead. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/12 "2006-11-29T22:22:16Z")
“2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That’s why 2 was created. If it were 2-in-1 it would be overflowing. The bottle would be all sticky and shit…” ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hedburgh-quotes/20864/13 "2006-11-29T22:23:38Z")
" If you wanna talk to me after the show…ill be fuckin amazed."