# Hello Darkstar it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 10, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144 "2009-11-10T17:59:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/1 "2009-11-10T17:59:13Z")

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_Why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?_

Ok. Name your problem and I will provide the solution, in one post.

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**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/2 "2009-11-10T18:16:18Z")

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this thread sucks already

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/3 "2009-11-10T18:27:12Z")

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> [@VW Cabriolet Project for the wifey](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vw-cabriolet-project-for-the-wifey/38206/43):
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> this thread sucks already

YAWN.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/4 "2009-11-10T18:30:10Z")

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![http://newsrealblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dont-feed-the-troll.jpg](http://newsrealblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dont-feed-the-troll.jpg)

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**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/5 "2009-11-10T18:37:19Z")

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why should i care?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/6 "2009-11-10T18:43:33Z")

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> [@RMA'ing a drive](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rmaing-a-drive/41535/16):
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> why should i care?

because if you don’t I’ll inform the local clinic that you are in fact gainfully employed so you have to start paying to have all the semen pumped out of your ass.

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**Author:** ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/7 "2009-11-10T18:58:44Z")

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> [@Any one work for time warner?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-work-for-time-warner/41467/20):
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> Hello Darkstar it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks

Well, it was nice while it lasted

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/8 "2009-11-10T19:04:12Z")

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we were wondering where you been bud

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/9 "2009-11-10T19:06:32Z")

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We ???

🤣

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/10 "2009-11-10T19:31:49Z")

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wow…

I feel like I woke up from a coma… and started watching re-runs…

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/11 "2009-11-10T20:33:06Z")

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do your parents know you’re gay?

why does everyone think that lil wayne is the greatest rapper alive?

can you solve this calculus equation:

integral [sec(x)^4 \* tan(x)] dx

if you can answer all that, I have other riveting questions, such as does 1320’s penis ever get removed from your mouth?

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**Author:** ![spoolinsteve](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spoolinsteve/32/6026_2.png) [@spoolinsteve](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spoolinsteve)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/12 "2009-11-10T20:53:02Z")

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why do i like pie

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/13 "2009-11-10T22:16:34Z")

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Why is darkstars homepage [Meatswing.com](http://Meatswing.com)?

Why does cheek’s life revolve around 1320’s cars and penis?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/14 "2009-11-10T22:20:30Z")

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> [@FS: Brandnew in retail boxes, World in conflict and The Command and Conquer Saga](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brandnew-in-retail-boxes-world-in-conflict-and-the-command-and-conquer-saga/41015/7):
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> we were wondering where you been bud

Yeah I’ve been in a cave the past few weeks. Moved into the new place and left the cable modem at the old house and just finally got it back… and I couldn’t post from work cause they kinda sorta fired me.

Starting my own company to do the same thing I was doing though, and already have a big client lined up, so all should be back on track here shortly.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/15 "2009-11-10T22:52:06Z")

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what if im carrying a small chinchilla in my stomach instead of a baby?

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/16 "2009-11-10T23:05:02Z")

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> [@Anyone a notary? I could use one.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-a-notary-i-could-use-one/41569/13):
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> what if im carrying a small chinchilla in my stomach instead of a baby?

ask darkstar for spousal support :mrT:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/17 "2009-11-11T04:12:45Z")

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mAW

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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/18 "2009-11-11T04:26:26Z")

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Find hole. Insert head.

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**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/19 "2009-11-11T05:17:25Z")

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> [@Opie and Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/opie-and-anthony/25815/215):
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> mAW

truth

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/20 "2009-11-11T06:24:36Z")

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> [@"My name's Aaron, i'm 23 years old, I... (Skunkape thread)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-names-aaron-im-23-years-old-i-skunkape-thread/41568/38):
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> Yeah I’ve been in a cave the past few weeks. Moved into the new place and left the cable modem at the old house and just finally got it back… and I couldn’t post from work cause they kinda sorta fired me.
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> Starting my own company to do the same thing I was doing though, and already have a big client lined up, so all should be back on track here shortly.

sucks

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