# Hello Darkstar it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 10, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144 "2009-11-10T17:59:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/21 "2009-11-11T06:37:40Z")
> [@"My name's Aaron, i'm 23 years old, I... (Skunkape thread)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-names-aaron-im-23-years-old-i-skunkape-thread/41568/38):
>
> Yeah I’ve been in a cave the past few weeks. Moved into the new place and left the cable modem at the old house and just finally got it back… and I couldn’t post from work cause they kinda sorta fired me.
>
> Starting my own company to do the same thing I was doing though, and already have a big client lined up, so all should be back on track here shortly.
that blows. good luck with the new company.
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/22 "2009-11-11T06:49:51Z")
> [@India's $2500 car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/indias-2500-car/41552/19):
>
> do your parents know you’re gay?
I’m not gay.
> why does everyone think that lil wayne is the greatest rapper alive?
People are stupid
> can you solve this calculus equation:
>
> integral [sec(x)^4 \* tan(x)] dx
Yes.
> if you can answer all that, I have other riveting questions, such as does 1320’s penis ever get removed from your mouth?
technically… sort of. When not erect, it is undetectable by even the most powerful electron microscopes… it’s in there but there is no tangible, scientific proof… so…
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/41163/41):
>
> sucks
> [@Drobo, the World’s First Storage Robot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drobo-the-world-s-first-storage-robot/34631/36):
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> that blows. good luck with the new company.
Nah this is a step in the right direction for me. I owned a business, but I hated the work… so I traded that to do what I love but not own a business. Now it’s going to be the best of both worlds. :bowdown:
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/23 "2009-11-11T06:57:31Z")
sweet mikey good luck
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/24 "2009-11-11T08:19:19Z")
Pic of pink slip or :bsflag:
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### Author:  [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/25 "2009-11-11T09:20:20Z")
a rooster is sitting on top of a roof. it lays an egg. which side of the roof does the egg roll down?
What is for dinner?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
if an elevator falls 100 floors and you jump the second before it hits the ground will you survive?
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/26 "2009-11-11T13:13:45Z")
> [@Drobo, the World’s First Storage Robot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drobo-the-world-s-first-storage-robot/34631/34):
>
> ask darkstar for spousal support :mrT:
easy enough…that works
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### Author:  [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/27 "2009-11-11T13:17:49Z")
> [@"My name's Aaron, i'm 23 years old, I... (Skunkape thread)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-names-aaron-im-23-years-old-i-skunkape-thread/41568/38):
>
> Yeah I’ve been in a cave the past few weeks. Moved into the new place and left the cable modem at the old house and just finally got it back… and I couldn’t post from work cause they kinda sorta fired me.
That blows.
> Starting my own company to do the same thing I was doing though, and already have a big client lined up, so all should be back on track here shortly.
You hiring? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/28 "2009-11-11T13:34:44Z")
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### Author:  [@taco](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taco)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/29 "2009-11-11T16:27:17Z")
When I call darkstars phone I end up talking to Shawn Cogley, how about fixing that problem.
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/30 "2009-11-11T19:14:20Z")
> [@internet ownage](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-ownage/41575/9):
>
> When I call darkstars phone I end up talking to Shawn Cogley, how about fixing that problem.
company phone. Check your PM’s for the new celly.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/31 "2009-11-11T20:11:19Z")
back to the MD number?
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/32 "2009-11-12T13:17:36Z")
naw.
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### Author:  [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/33 "2009-11-12T17:51:41Z")
> [@"My name's Aaron, i'm 23 years old, I... (Skunkape thread)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-names-aaron-im-23-years-old-i-skunkape-thread/41568/38):
>
> Yeah I’ve been in a cave the past few weeks. Moved into the new place and left the cable modem at the old house and just finally got it back… and I couldn’t post from work cause they kinda sorta fired me.
>
> Starting my own company to do the same thing I was doing though, and already have a big client lined up, so all should be back on track here shortly.
huh… kinda sorta fired you. You still doing the OC pool management thing? Or has that been abandoned now?
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/34 "2009-11-13T00:14:12Z")
> [@???????????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/41590/6):
>
> huh… kinda sorta fired you. You still doing the OC pool management thing? Or has that been abandoned now?
let the pool thing go to the wayside. It was doing well but I got stiffed really bad at the end of the summer by a couple of clients and it pretty much raped me. Came back to PA to work for a natural gas company about a year ago. Now starting my own leasing company to subcontract out land leasing work for other natural gas companies.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2009, 12:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/35 "2009-11-13T00:34:55Z")
You :bj:. No one cares at life story.
Facebook or twitter that shit.
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### Author:  [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/36 "2009-11-13T16:46:16Z")
greatstory there slowshelby.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/37 "2009-11-13T18:53:00Z")
> [@"My name's Aaron, i'm 23 years old, I... (Skunkape thread)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-names-aaron-im-23-years-old-i-skunkape-thread/41568/79):
>
> naw.
pm me then i thought the 724 num was your work phone
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/38 "2010-03-17T21:33:46Z")
> [@Any one work for time warner?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-work-for-time-warner/41467/20):
>
> _Why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?_
>
> **Ok. Name your problem and I will provide the solution, in one post**.
If you were a worm, how long would you be?
What’s the size of your shoes?
Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
What shampoo do you use?
What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?
What is the most distant place you’ve visited (from your home)?
In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?
How often do you brush your teeth?
The person you would never want to meet?
Who is the person you trust most?
Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?
How weird is this?
How old is the oldest cell in your body?
Do you like carrots?
The size of your hard-disc?
What’s your favourite word?
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
How much cash do you have on you?
What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
Planet?
Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?
What is your favourite ring on your phone?
What shirt are you wearing?
What do you label youself as?
Name the brand of shoes you’ve recently worn.
Bright room or dark room?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
What did the last text message on your phone say?
Where is your nearest 7-11?
What’s a saying you say a lot?
Who told you they loved you last?
Last furry thing you touched?
How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
What is this “film” of which you speak?
Favourite age you’ve been so far?
Your worst enemy?
What is your current desktop picture?
What was the last thing you said to someone?
If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
Do you like someone?
The last song you listened to?
You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?
Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
What is your favorite cheese?
What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie?
What’s the longest you’ve gone without taking a bath?
If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
If you could be born into history as any famous person who would it be and why?
Have you ever been arrested?
If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
Who in the room do you think would be a bad date?
Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
What is one unique thing are you afraid of?
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/39 "2010-03-18T05:49:11Z")
Problem: Poster is a rabid homosexual
Solution: /himself
> [@relocating battery](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relocating-battery/42017/9):
>
> If you were a worm, how long would you be?
>
> What’s the size of your shoes?
>
> Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
>
> What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
>
> Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
>
> What shampoo do you use?
>
> What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?
>
> What is the most distant place you’ve visited (from your home)?
>
> In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?
>
> How often do you brush your teeth?
>
> The person you would never want to meet?
>
> Who is the person you trust most?
>
> Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?
>
> How weird is this?
>
> How old is the oldest cell in your body?
>
> Do you like carrots?
>
> The size of your hard-disc?
>
> What’s your favourite word?
>
> If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
>
> When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
>
> How much cash do you have on you?
>
> What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
>
> Planet?
>
> Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?
>
> What is your favourite ring on your phone?
>
> What shirt are you wearing?
>
> What do you label youself as?
>
> Name the brand of shoes you’ve recently worn.
>
> Bright room or dark room?
>
> What were you doing at midnight last night?
>
> What did the last text message on your phone say?
>
> Where is your nearest 7-11?
>
> What’s a saying you say a lot?
>
> Who told you they loved you last?
>
> Last furry thing you touched?
>
> How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
>
> How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
>
> What is this “film” of which you speak?
>
> Favourite age you’ve been so far?
>
> Your worst enemy?
>
> What is your current desktop picture?
>
> What was the last thing you said to someone?
>
> If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
>
> Do you like someone?
>
> The last song you listened to?
>
> You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
>
> You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?
>
> Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
>
> What is your favorite cheese?
>
> What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie?
>
> What’s the longest you’ve gone without taking a bath?
>
> If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
>
> If you could be born into history as any famous person who would it be and why?
>
> Have you ever been arrested?
>
> If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
>
> Who in the room do you think would be a bad date?
>
> Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
>
> What is one unique thing are you afraid of?
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