# Hello Darkstar it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks

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**Created:** [November 10, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144 "2009-11-10T17:59:13Z")
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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-darkstar-it-appears-that-you-have-not-posted-on-our-forums-in-several-weeks/204144/39 "2010-03-18T05:49:11Z")

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Problem: Poster is a rabid homosexual

Solution: /himself

> [@relocating battery](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relocating-battery/42017/9):
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> If you were a worm, how long would you be?
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> What’s the size of your shoes?
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> Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
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> What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
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> Is your middle finger longer than your ring finger?
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> What shampoo do you use?
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> What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?
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> What is the most distant place you’ve visited (from your home)?
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> In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?
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> How often do you brush your teeth?
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> The person you would never want to meet?
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> Who is the person you trust most?
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> Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?
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> How weird is this?
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> How old is the oldest cell in your body?
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> Do you like carrots?
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> The size of your hard-disc?
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> What’s your favourite word?
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> If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
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> When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
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> How much cash do you have on you?
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> What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
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> Planet?
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> Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?
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> What is your favourite ring on your phone?
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> What shirt are you wearing?
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> What do you label youself as?
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> Name the brand of shoes you’ve recently worn.
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> Bright room or dark room?
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> What were you doing at midnight last night?
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> What did the last text message on your phone say?
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> Where is your nearest 7-11?
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> What’s a saying you say a lot?
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> Who told you they loved you last?
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> Last furry thing you touched?
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> How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
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> How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
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> What is this “film” of which you speak?
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> Favourite age you’ve been so far?
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> Your worst enemy?
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> What is your current desktop picture?
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> What was the last thing you said to someone?
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> If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?
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> Do you like someone?
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> The last song you listened to?
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> You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
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> You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?
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> Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
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> What is your favorite cheese?
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> What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie?
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> What’s the longest you’ve gone without taking a bath?
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> If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
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> If you could be born into history as any famous person who would it be and why?
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> Have you ever been arrested?
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> If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
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> Who in the room do you think would be a bad date?
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> Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
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> What is one unique thing are you afraid of?

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