# Hello, I'm new?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 10, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391 "2012-02-10T06:02:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![abnormous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@abnormous](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/abnormous)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/1 "2012-02-10T06:02:04Z")

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Hi my name is Norm. I am new to the site here but a few people here already know me.

I am a man who enjoys the simple things in life. Things like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, a good porn and squids on 600s who think they are fast.

I have a '93 Del Sol that I try to setup more for autocross and hopefully the Glenn a couple times this year however, it’s not too shabby in the 1/4.

I am from the Rochester area and I like money. If you have money I would like a chance to take it.

**WARNING** I do have vtec :mpd:

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/2 "2012-02-10T06:09:10Z")

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LOL Welcome.

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**Author:** ![abnormous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@abnormous](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/abnormous)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/3 "2012-02-10T11:38:24Z")

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Hi my name is Norm. Any questions?

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/4 "2012-02-10T12:27:16Z")

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Q: why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/5 "2012-02-10T12:58:11Z")

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What’s your favorite beer?

X…

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**Author:** ![abnormous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@abnormous](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/abnormous)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/6 "2012-02-10T13:00:35Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> Q: why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

This is a common question in general. This is something that has been determined far before my time. If I were you and you were me, would I still be me or would I be you?

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> [@Xander](#):
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> What’s your favorite beer?
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> X…

I don’t have a favorite beer they all taste like shit

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/7 "2012-02-10T13:01:53Z")

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Why two introductions?

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/8 "2012-02-10T13:03:52Z")

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This brain is abnormal 🥓

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/9 "2012-02-10T13:04:02Z")

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I’m Ron Burgundy?

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**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/10 "2012-02-10T13:04:27Z")

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How much better is Beckonomics than Reganomics?

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/11 "2012-02-10T13:05:23Z")

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Go fuck yourself San Diego.

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/12 "2012-02-10T13:07:02Z")

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Ow now brown cow.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/13 "2012-02-10T13:07:48Z")

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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/14 "2012-02-10T13:08:00Z")

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What what you do with a million dollars?

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/15 "2012-02-10T13:08:35Z")

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I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!

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**Author:** ![abnormous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@abnormous](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/abnormous)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/16 "2012-02-10T13:09:51Z")

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I didn’t know it posted two. My comp basically froze up and I didn’t see anything. Sorry

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**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/17 "2012-02-10T13:10:04Z")

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Were Hondas cool after 1994?

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**Author:** ![abnormous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@abnormous](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/abnormous)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/18 "2012-02-10T13:13:11Z")

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> [@97FormulaWS-6](#):
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> How much better is Beckonomics than Reganomics?

Whatever is best for the people.

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> [@91MR2](#):
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> What what you do with a million dollars?

Buy as much gold as possible and sit on it in case the economy crumbles.

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> [@Neon](#):
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> Were Hondas cool after 1994?

It is all perspective. Depending on who you ask you may get a yes or no.

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/19 "2012-02-10T13:15:26Z")

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![http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/norm.jpg](http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/norm.jpg)

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-im-new/220391/20 "2012-02-10T13:16:06Z")

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> [@Neon](#):
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> Were Hondas cool after 1994?

> [@abnormous](#):
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> It is all perspective. Depending on who you ask you may get a yes or no.

He asked you.

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