# hello new friend! I shall call you Grignard and feed you prizzalicious pringles **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 13, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736 "2006-04-13T16:06:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/1 "2006-04-13T16:06:33Z")
![http://static.flickr.com/45/128118674_e876f855bf_o.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/45/128118674_e876f855bf_o.jpg) Got yourself in a bit of a pickle, didn’t you? Hm? I am thinking of a way to get him out of there without having him fly and poop around the house. My kitty wants to eat him. I said no KITTY Grignard is our friend NOT FOOD. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/2 "2006-04-13T16:09:31Z")
LOL all i can imagine is someone in a Cartman voice saying “God damn it kittah!” rrreeeoooooowwwwrrrr ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/3 "2006-04-13T16:09:35Z")
starve him to death and watch him suffer. i am kidding. good luck with it ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/4 "2006-04-13T16:12:10Z")
Update: I don’t have any Pringles. Do birds eat wheat thins? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/5 "2006-04-13T16:13:39Z")
I have an idea! I’m going to give it benadryl and get it sneepy and then put it in a blanket and then let it back out into the wild! ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/6 "2006-04-13T16:25:27Z")
You need a cap on that chimney! (PM if you need one. I have some laying around) Or atleast some mesh screen. (Home Depot) Good luck. lol EDIT\_and depending on how dirty your chimney is he may not be able to fly. making it easy to catch, but do not (obviously) let him run around the house :eek: ---
**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/7 "2006-04-13T16:28:23Z")
Well I have a bird so maybe I can help you out…Birds eat Fruits, Veggies and Seeds (Which i’m assuming you don’t have) also bread crumbs. My suggestion would be to put on a pair of like gardening gloves and try and grab it to let it out. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/8 "2006-04-13T16:34:03Z")
I swear you have the oddest things happen. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/9 "2006-04-13T16:59:32Z")
![http://static.flickr.com/51/128135384_ddb82e2e6a_o.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/51/128135384_ddb82e2e6a_o.jpg) Hunting dog has been alerted. 😢 She likes wheat thins, btw. She ate two. I found out it was a she after talking to her. She said she had a family and just wanted to get back so she could make supper. Her husband is the infamous chemist. I called her Madam Grignard after that, but she insisted I call her August. That’s short for Augustine. Pretty name. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/10 "2006-04-13T17:11:47Z")
LMFAO…corry u sleigh me ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/11 "2006-04-13T21:12:00Z")
Eat that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/12 "2006-04-13T21:46:54Z")
duct tape very large a garbage bag, bottom and sides only, around the opening of the fireplace. place your arm along the top. open, let him fly around, rip the bag off quick, holding the open part closed with both arms. run him outside. ftw. edit - her. sorry ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/13 "2006-04-13T22:49:07Z")
I saw the title to this thread and knew the creator… soo hows the bird? ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/14 "2006-04-13T23:19:50Z")
lol. german shortiair FTW. you are an animal man, seriously i read your posts and i am alway slike WTF? this one is very salad fingersesque haha. i caught a pigeon on my way to work once. i named him flappy and we kept him in the back room. lol. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/15 "2006-04-14T07:11:48Z")
Has it been established that said fireplace is not electric? If not…you know what to do. jk. that would be cruel ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/16 "2006-04-14T07:39:08Z")
> [@azndc5er](#): > > Has it been established that said fireplace is not electric? If not…you know what to do. > > jk. that would be **FUCKING AWESOME**. Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/17 "2006-04-14T07:41:23Z")
Jam has the idea… do it ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/18 "2006-04-14T07:45:30Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > LMFAO…corry u sleigh me Santa’s Slay? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/19 "2006-04-14T07:55:54Z")
> [@TgDn32](#): > > Fixed. lol :tup: ftw ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736/20 "2006-04-14T07:58:47Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > duct tape very large a garbage bag, bottom and sides only, around the opening of the fireplace. place your arm along the top. open, let him fly around, rip the bag off quick, holding the open part closed with both arms. run him outside. ftw. > > edit - her. sorry She has a very large beak and she has told me that she likes to feed her kiddies eyeballs. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-new-friend-i-shall-call-you-grignard-and-feed-you-prizzalicious-pringles/10736.md?page=2)