# hello **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 3, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920 "2009-03-03T17:29:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/61 "2009-03-03T20:14:08Z")
Funny enough to fuck your mother!!! ![http://msp284.photobucket.com/albums/ll32/ambr24/Super-Troopers.jpg](http://msp284.photobucket.com/albums/ll32/ambr24/Super-Troopers.jpg) Oh no it’s happening to me too!!! ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/62 "2009-03-03T20:15:39Z")
forgot what i came here to post but this just slipped out ![http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG](http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/63 "2009-03-03T20:16:26Z")
Do you need assistance?! ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/64 "2009-03-03T20:17:37Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Do you need assistance?! nah i think i’m good i’m just not 100% sure how this internet thing works, i felt comfortable in here because the op is in the same boat welcome clitoris e: woah! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/65 "2009-03-03T20:19:40Z")
how come none of the people with VW’s have the username VAG!na? And secondly, ![http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/GrimSavage/wtf-1.jpg](http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff142/GrimSavage/wtf-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/66 "2009-03-03T20:26:52Z")
Its funny because before I even read on, I thought something was a little FISHY as well… If you are legit, then WELCOME! But I hope you prove my (and the general crowds) first instincts wrong. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/67 "2009-03-03T20:29:56Z")
> [@bigwoode](#): > > Its funny because before I even read on, I thought something was a little FISHY as well… > > If you are legit, then WELCOME! But I hope you prove my (and the general crowds) first instincts wrong. 🙂 i’m pretty sure she’s genuine waiting for noodz ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/68 "2009-03-03T20:39:04Z")
how much you wanna bet this chick is polish? If so, i’ll give her some leeway. Its not her fault. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/69 "2009-03-03T20:48:55Z")
Hello my dear, do not let the riff raff on this forum stop you from becoming an active participant on the forum. I am sure you are a beautiful young woman that most of these “boys” wouldnt know how to act around anyway. If you do come to a meet they will probably just stare across the parking lot in their usual circle jerk pattern and look at each other quite puzzled and curious who you are but none of them will come talk to you. They may yell from across the parking lot in hopes of gaining your attention. Do not let this swoon you. You are already much too good for it. I once had a taurus and it was an amazing car and I can certainly appreciate your love of such a solid statement of american automotive excellence. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions about the board or how things work around here. I would be more than happy to help. Now someone please pass me the courvoisier ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/70 "2009-03-03T20:57:42Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Funny enough to fuck your mother!!! > > ![http://msp284.photobucket.com/albums/ll32/ambr24/Super-Troopers.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/9/394c11e4c3daba87988f4629a2f85e3495b1c4cf.jpeg) > > Oh no it’s happening to me too!!! Best thing this thread has going for it, well played James. ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/71 "2009-03-03T21:02:27Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > their usual circle jerk pattern what do you know about my usual circle jerk pattern, it’s very unpredictable ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/72 "2009-03-03T21:03:29Z")
2turboZ working the lady skills 😉 I got you man :tup: ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/73 "2009-03-03T21:03:46Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > what do you know about my usual circle jerk pattern, it’s very unpredictable PATTERNS ARE PREDICTABLE, THATS WHY ITS CALLED A PATTERN ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/74 "2009-03-03T21:08:18Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > PATTERNS ARE PREDICTABLE, THATS WHY ITS CALLED A PATTERN what if its a chaotic pattern you know, ladies don’t like all the caps, it’s too aggressive ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/75 "2009-03-03T21:10:12Z")
chaos has no pattern. And loud noises attract their attention if only for a moment. ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/76 "2009-03-03T21:15:12Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > chaos has no pattern. > > And loud noises attract their attention if only for a moment. then my circle jerk is chaotic, not patterned ![http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3187/2382996531_dcd06242aa.jpg?v=0](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/9/0987e3df2e968e4bedf70cd74f6ad0b37d5db9ca.jpeg) unlike this ongoing problem with animal pictures just appearing in my post ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/77 "2009-03-03T22:18:03Z")
welcome 👋 ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/78 "2009-03-03T22:35:22Z")
welcome 👋 ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/79 "2009-03-04T05:26:55Z")
cl!toris, if your still tooking at this thread i went through all of the same shit when i joined, they didnt scare me away yet. welcome to hell =D 👋 ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/80 "2009-03-04T06:13:37Z")
In before our resident Taurus humper/modder finds this thread. Welcome to ze board. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920.md?page=5)