# hello **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 3, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920 "2009-03-03T17:29:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/81 "2009-03-04T06:19:28Z")
no fucking way this is legit ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/82 "2009-03-04T06:36:17Z")
> [@newman](#): > > no fucking way this is legit +1 even the trust fund baby sees it ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/83 "2009-03-04T07:44:40Z")
> [@cl!taurus](#): > > uh myspace? no thanks. thats ghettooo… :bigclap::bigclap::bigclap::bigclap::bigclap::bigclap::bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/84 "2009-03-04T07:46:46Z")
Nudessssssssssssssssssss??? (. .) jk well kind of but welcome ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/85 "2009-03-04T15:24:27Z")
that deer has a big dick ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/86 "2009-03-04T15:29:42Z")
fake. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/87 "2009-03-04T15:37:48Z")
who puts a fake dick on a deer… people these days ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/88 "2009-03-04T16:05:08Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > who puts a fake dick on a deer… people these days 👏 ---
**Author:** ![cl\_taurus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cl_taurus/32/5368_2.png) [@cl\_taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cl_taurus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/89 "2009-03-04T16:32:37Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > myspace link now! > > you shouldnt know how to picard already, or even know how to use it appopriately…lol > **Picard** is a [language](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language) closely related to [French](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language), and as such is one of the larger group of [Romance languages](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_languages). It is spoken in two [regions](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_in_France) in the far north of [France](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France) – [Nord-Pas-de-Calais](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nord-Pas-de-Calais) and [Picardy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picardy) – and in parts of the [Belgian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium) region [Wallonia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallonia) (but is clearly distinct from the [Walloon language](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walloon_language)). > Picard is known by several different names. Residents of Picardie call it _picard_; but in Nord-Pas-de-Calais its dialects are more commonly known as **chti** or **chtimi** , in and around the towns of [Valenciennes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valenciennes) and [Lille](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lille) as **rouchi** ; or simply as **[patois](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patois)** by Northerners in general. [Linguists](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistics) group all of these under the name _Picard_. In general the variety spoken in Picardy is understood by speakers in Nord-Pas-de-Calais, and vice versa. > -wikipedia. ---
**Author:** ![cl\_taurus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cl_taurus/32/5368_2.png) [@cl\_taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cl_taurus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/90 "2009-03-04T16:36:22Z")
Here are several typical northern phrases in Picard, accompanied by French and English translations: _Moi, à quatre heures, je mange une bonne tartine._ “At four o’clock, I eat a good slice of bread.” Moqueu d’gins : _railleur_, _persifleur_ (lit. _moqueur des gens_); “someone who mocks or jeers at people” _C’était tellement bien fait que les mineurs lâchant leurs casse-croûte_ _Commencèrent à danser._ "During lunch a young miner composed, seated on a piece of wood "The melody of a tune that he whistled "It was so well done that the miners, leaving their lunches, “Started to dance to it”:fry: ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/91 "2009-03-04T16:38:39Z")
^ you are not real. I dont believe in women enjoying a car forum (for the most part) I do believe in dudes who have way too much time on their hands, finding humor in trying to fool other dudes. (prove me wrong, id enjoy that) ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/92 "2009-03-04T16:39:45Z")
Take a picture while holding a sign saying “I \<3 Willybeen.” ---
**Author:** ![cl\_taurus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cl_taurus/32/5368_2.png) [@cl\_taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cl_taurus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/93 "2009-03-04T16:39:57Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > ^ you are not real. I dont believe in women enjoying a car forum (for the most part) I do believe in dudes who have way too much time on their hands, finding humor in trying to fool other dudes. (prove me wrong, id enjoy that) the only way to prove this is nws. ---
**Author:** ![cl\_taurus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cl_taurus/32/5368_2.png) [@cl\_taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cl_taurus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/94 "2009-03-04T16:41:36Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > Take a picture while holding a sign saying “I \<3 Willybeen.” I’m sorry I dont acknowledge the gays. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/95 "2009-03-04T16:43:59Z")
There is a NWS section here… I also have a PM inbox. You are a fraud. /thread. ---
**Author:** ![cl\_taurus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cl_taurus/32/5368_2.png) [@cl\_taurus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cl_taurus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/96 "2009-03-04T16:44:49Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > There is a NWS section here… I also have a PM inbox. You are a fraud. > > /thread. / your mom. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/97 "2009-03-04T16:46:21Z")
> [@cl!taurus](#): > > I’m sorry I dont acknowledge the gays. Yeah, right. Ha. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/98 "2009-03-04T16:48:29Z")
You can prove this simply by taking a picture of you fully clothed (we can determine if nudes are acceptable after that) holding a piece of paper that says nyspeed. It’s not that hard really. I find it hard to believe that you are not a troll, but none of the usual warning signs are matching, and the :snky: hasn’t blown you in yet. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/99 "2009-03-04T16:52:27Z")
Edit - Meh, I’m done feeding this thread for now. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920/100 "2009-03-04T17:00:06Z")
Officially a troll: [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1297608&postcount=2](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1297608&postcount=2) and here comes the ban 🙂 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/63920.md?page=6)