# Helloooo witness protection program!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 12, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555 "2006-12-12T16:46:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/21 "2006-12-13T05:43:05Z")
I don’t think you’ve got anything to worry about as you didn’t actually witness anything. It sounds like they’re just calling you in as a formality.
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/22 "2006-12-13T08:13:19Z")
Look at it like this. If they saw your head off, it will put an end to your seemingly endless string of bad luck…
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### Author:  [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/23 "2006-12-13T08:15:32Z")
w00t jegs a narq
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/24 "2006-12-13T08:30:17Z")
ohh jeg. i never met anyone with the problems you have 😉
now that’s not a bad thing… but damnnnn
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/25 "2006-12-13T08:44:15Z")
yep yer gonna get shot and sodomized… better hope its not by those indians that roughed you up before
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/26 "2006-12-13T08:46:27Z")
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### Author:  [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/27 "2006-12-13T08:49:24Z")
wow
let me add this on my list of DUMBEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN.
lets recap
1. you were a witness to a crime committed by a convicted felony drug dealer.
2. you posted it on a PUBLIC INTERNET FORUM
3. you dont have a lawyer
step 4 is probably you disappearing, getting shot, stabbed, etc.
good luck with that
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/28 "2006-12-13T08:49:53Z")
hahahhhaah truth.jpg
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/29 "2006-12-13T08:51:06Z")
> [@eclipsed](#):
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> step 4 is probably you disappearing, getting shot, stabbed, etc.
come on stop getting my hopes up
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### Author:  [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/30 "2006-12-13T08:56:07Z")
I work at a law firm so I know a little bit about this stuff. First off if you feel threatened by the person you are testifying against then you need to get a restraining order after that is granted than you can call the cops anytime and they have to respond immediately…second I don’t think you need an attorney…just don’t answer any questions you don’t feel comfortable answering. In your case it really doesn’t seem like you will have any problems. just wear a shirt tie and possibly a suit…say yes sir, no sir…don’t offer any information unless they ask. I wouldn’t worry about this.
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### Author:  [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/31 "2006-12-13T08:56:13Z")
or No one really cares and nothing will happen at all
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/32 "2006-12-13T11:24:50Z")
:tup: for right to carry laws woot…oh wait NY doesnt have em. ☹
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/33 "2006-12-13T11:35:15Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> come on stop getting my hopes up
i just lol’d big time
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### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/34 "2006-12-13T11:55:02Z")
:shoot:
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/35 "2006-12-13T12:01:41Z")
> [@TrueBlue](#):
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> 
I was just gonna say Narc too. lol
Yeah good luck with this. Get a lawyer.
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### Author:  [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/36 "2006-12-13T12:17:50Z")
…and that was the last we saw of jeg…😢
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### Author:  [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/37 "2006-12-13T12:24:36Z")
Jeg who :snky:
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/38 "2006-12-13T12:36:45Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> Long story short, some shit went down with some people the ex knew, I was a witness, so now I get to testify against an already convicted felon drug trafficker :).
So what’s the long story? You called the cops for a hit and run, and the guy got convicted of selling pot 10 years ago? Your vagueness leaves the door wide open for all sorts of CSI type scenarios, although I’m guessing you’re actually in much less danger…
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/39 "2006-12-13T13:20:48Z")
I can’t really say any details about the case…somebody (no names) was beaten and raped by said drug trafficker and I called the cops because I can not live with myself knowing this shit was going on. I’m not the kind of person that can just let bad things happen and not try to intervene and put a stop to it. My conscience would rip me apart. I just did the right thing. I’m not SUPER worried…but he does know who I am through the victim, and knows I was the one who called the cops.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helloooo-witness-protection-program/21555/40 "2006-12-13T13:22:16Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> I can’t really say any details about the case…
so much for that
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