# Helpdesk

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**Created:** [January 30, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helpdesk/187729 "2007-01-30T13:18:13Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helpdesk/187729/34 "2007-01-31T10:38:51Z")

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> [@69 Camaro resto - It's ALIVE! - no 56k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/69-camaro-resto-its-alive-no-56k/13530/413):
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> Sounds backwards to me.
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> I think only the experienced people should answer the phones. Then you can either:
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> a) assign your easy grunt work to a new person as a training method  
> b) handle it yourself  
> c) decide, in a better way, which tickets to assign to the guys making the big bucks.

…remember the movie Office Space…

_[Scene Initech. Bob Slydell and Bob Porter are interviewing Tom.]_

 

BOB SLYDELL  
So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and you bring them down to the software engineers?

TOM  
That, that’s right.

BOB PORTER  
Well, then I gotta ask, then why can’t the customers just take the specifications directly to the software people, huh?

TOM  
Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with customers.

BOB SLYDELL  
You physically take the specs from the customer?

TOM  
Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

BOB SLYDELL  
Ah.

BOB PORTER  
Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

TOM  
Well…no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

BOB SLYDELL  
Well, what would you say… you do here?

_TOM  
Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can’t you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!_

It takes a special kind of temperment to take calls from unhappy customers all day long. Engineers (like Tom up there…) do not generally have the social good graces to treat the customer with kid gloves when they call in about a problem. An Engineer sitting in their cube postulating the day away is not paid to answer calls all day. There was a wholly-owned subsidiary of our company that answered their own calls. I did front line one day as part of that group…never again: I’ll do Tier 2 support all day long…but answering all calls, no way.

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