# Helping make cops even more lazy?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 21, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848 "2008-05-21T20:15:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/1 "2008-05-21T20:15:45Z")

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[http://www.wgrz.com/news/news\_article.aspx?storyid=58086](http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=58086)

i wonder if tim hortons would let them use that in the drive-thru…  
furthermore, i wonder if there’s a cup holder…

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**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/2 "2008-05-21T20:23:25Z")

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So there trying to say that these are more fuel efficient than running?? lol

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/3 "2008-05-21T20:25:55Z")

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of all the things that Niagara Falls police needed… that AINT one of em.

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**Author:** ![Garick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8797f3/32.png) [@Garick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Garick)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/4 "2008-05-21T20:36:02Z")

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lol, I saw these too. What a waste

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/5 "2008-05-21T20:37:03Z")

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> [@mindless](#):
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> So there trying to say that these are more fuel efficient than running?? lol

haha… it’s only weakness? the chain link fence.

“dammit bob… we’ve got a climber… our mopeds can’t climb.”

“it’s ok jim. we can’t save the world. let’s go.”

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/6 "2008-05-21T20:43:21Z")

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are they going to tote these things around in a trailer just hoping they get a “runner” so they can bust them out and chase him down? seriously, give them fucking bicycles if you want them to have anything. much cheaper and it will keep them somewhat in shape.

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**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/7 "2008-05-21T20:45:30Z")

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holy shit, what a waste…

does no one in goverment understand the concept of ROI?

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**Author:** ![Tim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tim/32/5211_2.png) [@Tim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tim)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/8 "2008-05-21T20:48:21Z")

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Wow, most useless thing I’ve ever seen. Ever heard of bicycles…

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/9 "2008-05-21T21:09:12Z")

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20mph huh. What are they trying to catch? parked cars?

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**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/10 "2008-05-21T21:10:37Z")

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I take it you guys don’t have bicycle cops. A friend of mine got ticketed by one last year.

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/11 "2008-05-21T21:16:14Z")

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> [@Cavi Mike](#):
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> I take it you guys don’t have bicycle cops. A friend of mine got ticketed by one last year.

Bike cops are very effective and efficient. That ridiculous POS scooter is worthless. They should just use the motorcarts from TOPS. They can fit another cop in the basket.

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**Author:** ![ricers\_r\_us](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ricers_r_us/32/5144_2.png) [@ricers\_r\_us](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ricers_r_us)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/12 "2008-05-21T21:19:44Z")

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> [@burnt\_toast](#):
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> haha… it’s only weakness? the chain link fence.
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> “dammit bob… we’ve got a climber… our mopeds can’t climb.”
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> “it’s ok jim. we can’t save the world. let’s go.”

ROFL

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**Author:** ![amspimpwagon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amspimpwagon/32/7339_2.png) [@amspimpwagon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/amspimpwagon)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/13 "2008-05-21T21:27:22Z")

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Stupid cops…

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/14 "2008-05-21T21:35:19Z")

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How long til someone steals the wheels of those?

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**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/15 "2008-05-21T21:37:36Z")

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now how are they going to get the scooter to the scene to chase down the criminal? trailor? is a cop going to sit on it while they tow it there…or are they going to ride the POS across town at 20mph

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/16 "2008-05-21T21:45:07Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> How long til someone steals the wheels of those?

lol… it is the Falls afterall.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/17 "2008-05-21T21:46:45Z")

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I would try to steal one and ride away with it just to prove how pointless these are.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/18 "2008-05-21T21:54:48Z")

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if you are being chased by a cop on one of these, do one of the following.

- cross railroad tracks
- cross a shallow body of water
- run over a curb

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/19 "2008-05-21T21:56:07Z")

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or you could just pull over and then take off?

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/helping-make-cops-even-more-lazy/48848/20 "2008-05-21T21:57:00Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> or you could just pull over and then take off?

smart ass

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