# here you go Sabres and Bills fans...
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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 16, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387 "2006-03-16T09:39:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
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### Author:  [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/1 "2006-03-16T09:39:56Z")
Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A Buffalo News reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But I’m not a **Buffalo Sabres** fan,” the young hero replies.
“Sorry,” replied the reporter, "since we’re in Buffalo, I just assumed
you were." “ **Bills Fan** Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” the
reporter continues in his notebook. “But I’m not a Buffalo Bills fan, either,” the boy responds.
"I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bill’s
fan," replied the reporter, “Whom do you root for?”
“I’m a **_Toronto Maple Leaf fan_** ,” the boy answers _proudly_.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/2 "2006-03-16T09:44:37Z")
Uh, I’m not seeing how that is really funny.
Maybe it’s cause I’m not from Buffalo…
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/3 "2006-03-16T09:49:51Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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### Author:  [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/4 "2006-03-16T10:03:28Z")
Its a Buffalo/Toronto thing. But that is pretty good :lol:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/5 "2006-03-16T10:07:44Z")
i like toronto.
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/6 "2006-03-16T10:43:05Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> i like toronto.
Big surprise newman is going against the grain! I like TO as a city if it weren’t for all the stuffy nosed dirty haired canadians.
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### Author:  [@BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BaD_AZz_Z_28)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/7 "2006-03-16T14:05:18Z")
:lol: thats great
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### Author:  [@SilverGTP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilverGTP)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/8 "2006-03-16T14:07:03Z")
:lol: poor leafs fans
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/9 "2006-03-16T14:25:10Z")
:word: lol
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### Author:  [@Husaria](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Husaria)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/10 "2006-03-16T14:30:49Z")
> [@j\_espo1](#):
>
> Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
>
> A Buffalo News reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
>
> “But I’m not a **Buffalo Sabres** fan,” the young hero replies.
>
> “Sorry,” replied the reporter, "since we’re in Buffalo, I just assumed
>
> you were." “ **Bills Fan** Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” the
>
> reporter continues in his notebook. “But I’m not a Buffalo Bills fan, either,” the boy responds.
>
> "I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bill’s
>
> fan," replied the reporter, “Whom do you root for?”
>
> “I’m a **_Toronto Maple Leaf fan_** ,” the boy answers _proudly_.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
>
> Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
That boy wasn’t raised right
Call Social Services
Fuck the Leafs and their overpaid, old roster and their fucknut fans
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### Author:  [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/11 "2006-03-16T14:37:59Z")
Tie Domi taught him that trick :tup:
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### Author:  [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/12 "2006-03-16T14:48:37Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/13 "2006-03-16T14:51:50Z")
:lol: an oldie but still a goodie
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/14 "2006-03-16T15:21:28Z")
then the reporter saysd watch the sabres\>\* the leafs tonight once again
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### Author:  [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/here-you-go-sabres-and-bills-fans/9387/15 "2006-03-16T20:17:18Z")
:lol: go sabres