# Here's a joke for you

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425>\
**Category:** Canada Nissan Automotive\
**Created:** [March 8, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425 "2008-03-08T12:36:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Prabu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@Prabu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Prabu)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425/1 "2008-03-08T12:36:27Z")

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\>There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s receptionist who  
\> \>insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room  
\> \>of other patients. I know most of us have experienced  
\> \>this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:  
\> \>  
\> \>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room  
\> \>and approached the desk… The Receptionist said,  
\> \>“Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?”  
\> \>  
\> \>“There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied.  
\> \>  
\> \>The receptionist became irritated and said, “You  
\> \>shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say  
\> \>things like that.”  
\> \>  
\> \>“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,”  
\> \>he said.  
\> \>  
\> \>The Receptionist replied; “Now you’ve caused some  
\> \>embarrassment in this room full of people. You should  
\> \>have said there is something wrong with your ear or  
\> \>something, and discussed the problem further with the  
\> \>Doctor in private.”  
\> \>  
\> \>The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions  
\> \>in a room full of strangers, if the answer could  
\> \>embarrass anyone.”  
\> \>  
\> \>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then  
\> \>re-entered.  
\> \>  
\> \>The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes??”  
\> \>  
\> \>“There’s something wrong with my ear”, he stated.  
\> \>  
\> \>The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,  
\> \>knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong  
\> \>with your ear,Sir??”  
\> \>  
\> \>“I can’t piss out of it,” he replied.  
\> \>  
\> \>The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with  
\> \>seniors and you’re gonna lose!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425/2 "2008-03-08T13:41:02Z")

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lmao thats so jokes but so true

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**Author:** ![RealityZ33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@RealityZ33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RealityZ33)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425/3 "2008-03-08T15:58:17Z")

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lmao!

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Phonso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Mr\_Phonso](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_Phonso)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425/4 "2008-03-08T16:46:06Z")

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good one!😃

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**Author:** ![imported\_jacktherabb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71c47a/32.png) [@imported\_jacktherabb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_jacktherabb)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-joke-for-you/135425/5 "2008-03-14T10:24:25Z")

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oh man thats amazing!!!