# Here's a little story for all of you... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626 "2009-11-02T13:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/1 "2009-11-02T13:36:07Z")
So before I tell you the story…I’m gonna stop and we’re gonna Quintin Tarantino it up a bit. _random WOOSH noises…_ The date is Friday October 30th, 2009. The time…what is time? I make my way out to my doorstep when the fresh, cool breeze of a Fall morning enters my lungs. I take a deep breath. I think to myself, “Hey self, let’s ride!” So I put on my gear, strap my helmet to my head and take off, where? Who knows, but I believe it’s a school day, and I should probably take note. I pull into Buff State, my thoughts jumping around like a donkey on cocaine. I notice a dump truck and large pile of dirt in the motorcycle parking lot. I cringe. “Hey! Don’t park here!”, says the construction worker. “Okay pal, I hear ya.”, I say to myself. So I park on the sidewalk, nonchalantly if I do say so. _Lights flash!_ (Travel forward to the afternoon) … OKAY!, enough of this storyline bullshit. I come out and this bitch of a cop is writing me a well deserved ticket, asks me if I had a problem cuz I complained about how the bike parking lot was being used for retarded shit, I own her at words, she pulls away without writing me a ticket. Chris- 10 Buff State- ZERO Now here’s where I LOL’d today: I parked in a normal parking spot today because the lot is STILL being used for retard work. I come out at 2:00pm to see that I have a parking ticket written by the same dike “police” officer that tried giving me one the other day. I see that it’s for an expired inspection sticker. Okay, no problem I say… Why? BECAUSE IT’S NOT 2010 YET BITCH! She wrote me an “I’ll show him!” ticket and neglected to note that in her ignorance and hast, she forgot that it’s not 2010 just yet. Sorry lady, but you just got covered in FAILsauce. Valid 2010 inspection sticker \> Power Tripping Buff State “Police” Officer Chris- 1,000 points Buff State- ZILCH! /story ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/2 "2009-11-02T13:37:49Z")
Lol, nice. You got lucky seeing her there both times, it would have been a cock if you had walked back to just a ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/3 "2009-11-02T13:42:09Z")
Well the first time I came back and that’s when I confronted her and got out of the ticket. I seriously felt bad, I made her look like a fool. The second time (today) I came back and she was gone. I just had the ticket on my bike, so I went to the Parking Authority Office, showed them the ticket, explained it and they laughed. The one officer whom I know (he has a bike and was chatting with me earlier this season) came out and looked at my bike with the valid inspection sticker and went “ugh, this is from lebrunski isn’t it? she has a problem with power, don’t worry about it”. He took my ticket and said I was all set lol. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/4 "2009-11-02T15:02:29Z")
as i was reading, i was expecting/hoping for fresh prince. ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/5 "2009-11-02T15:23:16Z")
> [@burnt\_toast](#): > > as i was reading, i was expecting/hoping for fresh prince. x2 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/6 "2009-11-02T15:24:51Z")
What do you have against construction? ---
**Author:** ![Tim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tim/32/5211_2.png) [@Tim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tim)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/7 "2009-11-02T15:38:49Z")
I thought I was going to read about you dumping the bike :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/8 "2009-11-02T17:23:01Z")
Yeah… I saw large pile of dirt… and dump truck… I figured some awesome bike stunt was in order. this thread is failsauce. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/9 "2009-11-02T17:39:18Z")
this thread sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/10 "2009-11-02T18:07:33Z")
You guys suck lol. I’ll post my story about how I single handedly saved a group of baby seals from armed british commandos during a hurricane later. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/11 "2009-11-02T18:10:48Z")
haha stupid ass college safety wanna be po po’s. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/12 "2009-11-02T18:24:51Z")
F- ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/13 "2009-11-03T05:44:07Z")
I don’t think I ever had a valid inspection when I parked my bike at Buff State. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/14 "2009-11-03T06:44:46Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > The one officer whom I know (he has a bike and was chatting with me earlier this season) came out and looked at my bike with the valid inspection sticker and went “ugh, this is from lebrunski isn’t it? she has a problem with power, don’t worry about it”. But of course no one fires her stupid ass. This is why so many people think cops suck. ---
**Author:** ![Harvey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/harvey/32/5069_2.png) [@Harvey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Harvey)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/15 "2009-11-03T07:58:16Z")
edit: nevermind ---
**Author:** ![Harvey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/harvey/32/5069_2.png) [@Harvey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Harvey)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/16 "2009-11-03T07:59:05Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > But of course no one fires her stupid ass. This is why so many people think cops suck. Because no-one complains! Everything gets shoved under the carpet and the higher ups don’t have to see/deal with it. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/17 "2009-11-03T09:36:25Z")
It’s also Buff State…School of Fail. ---
**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/18 "2009-11-03T13:28:50Z")
I wouldn’t go _that_ far…it is what you make it. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/19 "2009-11-03T13:52:38Z")
i got ticketed there too… stupid school. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626/20 "2009-11-03T13:55:12Z")
Not to get off topic but I completely disagree Luke, this school is medicore at best. If it wasn’t for the fact that my major is only offered here or Oswego and I’m past the point of no return, I would get the hell out of this place. The more you pay attention the more you notice the little things the school does and doesn’t do, they add up. This kind of BS (dike parking officer) is a perfect point in hand. Will, come back to Buffalo and get another one, imu ☹ [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heres-a-little-story-for-all-of-you/75626.md?page=2)