# Hereyouhave Virus

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 9, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420 "2010-09-09T13:49:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/1 "2010-09-09T13:49:30Z")

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DO NOT OPEN AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT HEADING OF “HERE YOU HAVE” or anything of the sort.

My company just got nailed with this and we’re up to 30 machines. It’s a worm, so it could spread to the other hundreds of computers we have.

I have hours of work ahead of me now between scanning and possible rebuilds.

> **['Here You Have' -- the Delightful New Virus Brought to You by \<s\>Adobe Reader...](http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2010/09/here-you-have-delightful-new-virus.html)**
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> Twitter is exploding with reports of another delightful computer virus that appears to have been caused by: (a) a zero-day Adobe Reader bug...

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/2 "2010-09-09T13:55:03Z")

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You should be happy. Viruses = job security lol.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/3 "2010-09-09T13:57:14Z")

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lol…true story.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/4 "2010-09-09T14:30:42Z")

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dban, reimage, done in 2 hrs 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/5 "2010-09-09T14:42:33Z")

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Yes…but still hrs of work.

Add NASA and Disney to the list lol.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/6 "2010-09-09T14:58:29Z")

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i never open emails with weird subjects. i dont normally talk to ppl via email anyways, but still, why? like, its no longer the kool thing to do, that was in the 80s and 90s, now its just waste of time 99% of the time. before ppl used to do original viruses and the stuff they did, now its just “HAR HAR HAR ur pc is not working” and thats all. lame!

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/7 "2010-09-09T15:08:46Z")

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:rofl…yeah…losers.

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/8 "2010-09-09T16:40:31Z")

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Idk, I’d rather people email me instead of call me at work. Least with an email I can finish my thought. I’m a software engineer though, that might have something to do with it.

Good luck on eradicating the virus, I just emailed our IT guy about it.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/9 "2010-09-09T16:42:58Z")

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I just got a call from my boss. Tomorrow we’re re-imaging 30+ machines. Great.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/10 "2010-09-09T16:49:46Z")

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It really sucks you have to have logs for anything you do/remove

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/11 "2010-09-09T16:54:21Z")

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> [@Checking in from Westchester County](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/checking-in-from-westchester-county/34884/13):
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> Idk, I’d rather people email me instead of call me at work. Least with an email I can finish my thought. I’m a software engineer though, that might have something to do with it.
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> Good luck on eradicating the virus, I just emailed our IT guy about it.

i know exactly how that goes. at my last job we had ppl emailing people from cubicles that were next to each other instead of talking to em

> [@newman's secret: so pink](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-secret-so-pink/34920/41):
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> I just got a call from my boss. Tomorrow we’re re-imaging 30+ machines. Great.

dude, u get paid to sit there and watch programs install themselves. shush

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**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/12 "2010-09-09T17:51:25Z")

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This virus plagued TWC today.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/13 "2010-09-09T20:01:47Z")

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Sure did ^^

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/14 "2010-09-09T20:09:30Z")

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Haha and you almost opened it

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hereyouhave-virus/254420/15 "2010-09-09T20:17:36Z")

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Thats what I get for not reading my emails from last to first :rofl
