# HEY CAPTON

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 21, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269 "2013-06-21T13:16:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/101 "2013-06-28T05:47:44Z")

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Am I missing something here?

-Original post asked a car related question.  
-Yetti posted, “your car has aids”  
-Post was removed  
-Yetti call’s cap’t a cunt, and says he knows the guy so it’s okay to troll him  
-Opens this thread  
-Everyone jumps on the bandwagon and grabs pitchforks?

Now unless i’m missing something he just removed a post that has nothing to do with the OPs question, and idk why you are mad about that.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/102 "2013-06-28T06:08:27Z")

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This isn’t the first time capt tried being a super hero mod , he pisses in people’s wheaties

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/103 "2013-06-28T06:53:14Z")

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> [@Xbox 360 Component Cables ...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-360-component-cables/53067/3):
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> Am I missing something here?
> 
> -Original post asked a car related question.  
> -Yetti posted, “your car has aids”  
> -Post was removed  
> -Yetti call’s cap’t a cunt, and says he knows the guy so it’s okay to troll him  
> -Opens this thread  
> -Everyone jumps on the bandwagon and grabs pitchforks?
> 
> Now unless i’m missing something he just removed a post that has nothing to do with the OPs question, and idk why you are mad about that.

Yes actually you are missing something. A big something actually. When Chris (op of thread asking serious question) saw post he promptly called me. Because i actually know him i then proceeded to drive to his house the next day to check things out. Can’t accurately diagnose a car over the interwebs ya know?. But hey I’m just a troll so wtf do i know…

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/104 "2013-06-28T07:28:07Z")

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> [@slowrock vs dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowrock-vs-dirtye30/53064/14):
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> i could respond to so much in this thread but i’m just going to comment on this. theres a huge fault in trying to get other locals forums opinion on this local forum, they don’t know us in person, off the interent. that is why this forum functions because most of us know each other.
> 
> w **ill yetti come off as a dick to someone that doesn’t know him if they read his posts on a local forum that he knows most of the people on personally, you bet your fucking ass he will, will yetti come off as a dick in real life if you don’t know him, thats like a 50/50 shot, is yetti one of the best people i know and if i needed help at 4am he would be one of the first people i call because i know he would be there for me.**
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> theres a big majority of us that have been friends for years and years, from before apg had a forum and this is how we function, were car people that bust each others balls, thats why this forum functions the way it does.
> 
> did any of that make sense? I DONT GIVE A FUCK lol
> 
> tldr; FUCK YOU FAGGOT. DOMA IM MARRY A DUDE AND THE FEDRAL GOVT HAS MY BACK.

He’s a total cunt on here, but hes a big snuggling homo in person

He’s a big albino teddy bear, maybe hes a polar bear 🤣rofl:rofl

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/105 "2013-06-28T07:41:07Z")

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A yetti bear.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/106 "2013-06-28T08:37:58Z")

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Penis + anus= aids

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/107 "2013-06-30T14:04:54Z")

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Bump?

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/108 "2013-06-30T14:37:36Z")

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The whole forum knows he is a Internet warrior now

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**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/109 "2013-06-30T15:10:21Z")

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I love this forum, it’s always a great time :lol

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**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/110 "2013-07-01T14:51:27Z")

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great thread. would read again. A+ ratings. (ps if i called someone a cunt id still get banned.)

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/111 "2013-07-01T14:54:36Z")

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You’re a faggot cunt travis shut the fuck up.

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**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/112 "2013-07-01T16:02:58Z")

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> [@SOLD: 2004 SRT-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-2004-srt-4/52828/22):
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> You’re a faggot cunt travis shut the fuck up.

😢 boo friggity hooo u hurted mah feelinz. :rofl

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/113 "2013-07-01T17:07:36Z")

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Holy fuck failvis returns… And hey really like your sig ya know since it implies that your mother and father hated you since birth.

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**Author:** ![blkwgn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@blkwgn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blkwgn)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/114 "2013-07-01T20:00:13Z")

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Guys, Captain is cool. I even have this video clip of him being cool to prove it:

![http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01bcxylnt1qzmsxe.jpg](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01bcxylnt1qzmsxe.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/115 "2013-07-02T05:15:46Z")

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Ahhhh i see what you did there lol

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**Author:** ![AVB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avb/32/6751_2.png) [@AVB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AVB)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/116 "2013-07-02T05:48:15Z")

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> [@The other weekend project thread. Home stuff.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-other-weekend-project-thread-home-stuff/53083/7):
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> Guys, Captain is cool. I even have this video clip of him being cool to prove it:
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> ![http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01bcxylnt1qzmsxe.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/496f2d4aac025872c3a95c3bca806789e09d846b.jpeg)

:rofl

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/117 "2013-07-02T07:29:43Z")

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Fuck communism.

Sbardy is right, shift is perfect.

He gets lots of blow-jobs off this site.

[ShiftMadison.com](http://ShiftMadison.com)

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/118 "2013-07-02T10:40:16Z")

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> [@Toyota guaranteed NASCAR win in 2008?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toyota-guaranteed-nascar-win-in-2008/35163/42):
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> Fuck communism.
> 
> Sbardy is right, shift is perfect.
> 
> He gets lots of blow-jobs off this site.
> 
> [ShiftMadison.com](http://ShiftMadison.com)

I see what you did there :rofl

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**Author:** ![v8lonoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/45deac/32.png) [@v8lonoma](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/v8lonoma)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/119 "2013-07-02T15:55:36Z")

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I think I found captain…

maybe he knew he was wrong and that’s why he hasn’t logged in since the 28th.

![http://www.ntxe-news.com/artman/uploads/1a1a1a1a1a1asweet-girl-scar.jpg](http://www.ntxe-news.com/artman/uploads/1a1a1a1a1a1asweet-girl-scar.jpg)

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-capton/267269/120 "2013-07-02T18:48:29Z")

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It’s almost like I’ve seen this thread before

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