# hey guys, in case you wanted to catch on with the F&F craze, here's how! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 12, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026 "2009-12-12T18:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/1 "2009-12-12T18:22:58Z")
**Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS).** When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car. Have an aftermarket body kit installed **Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car. Use an aftermarket tachometer…when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it. You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back and front of your car. Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.** Claim to beat cars that your car is totally incapable of beating. Install racing seats on a car that runs a 16 second or slower quarter mile. List stereo equipment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods. **Believe that Honda invented VTEC.** Putting sub-brand labels on your car…example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Toyota on a Lexus…ect. Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder. Make your exhaust sound like a weed-wacker **Buy a nitrous system just to purge.** Using car donuts and calling them “skinnies”. Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio. Multi colored body panels. Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof. Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts. Flipping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby **Say you lost because your car is running on a sh_t tune and needs to be tuned… when you’re on the stock computer…_** rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going) If some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your buttocks off b.tell em they are a waste of time **my clutch is slipping,i missed a gear,my vtec was set to low,** when the vinyl work is worth more than the car, when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic, bouncing off the rev limiter more than once I started in 2nd instead of 1st **My shift light went off late** I didn’t catch posi trac on that one Law#43-my strut bar snapped my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp **I didn’t double clutch like i should have** When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it (and it looks like sht) Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping) driving in and out of traffic with your Integra thinking you have a fast car Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter. using chicken wire as a mesh grill Having gauges that do not work Having a body kit and no plans on painting it When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph **“Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet” When you consider primer as a color choice When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700** if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic having windshield washer squirters with lights in them Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster. taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it’s stock When you manually shift an automatic Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8 All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor list windshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap When someone asks you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up. when your body kit is held on by gyprock screws and thumb tacks If you “fat arm” out the window with a sideways cap. **If you are 5’2 and you drive in the back seat** If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic when you de-badge your LX civic because its the suck model windshield sticker saying powered by…(127 @the crank yeah thats power) You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 15’s you have diamond plate floormats you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat you make your own intake out of pvc pipe you have hubcaps that resemble rims you drive any Korean car and “mod” it if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact. Japanese writing on a domestic car Put racing fuel in a stock civic lx **If you spraypaint your interior** if you don’t make fun of ricers **If you are getting angry while reading this list** the local tow truck service is on speed dial **put lambo doors on** You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast Calling your flat, bald street tires “Slicks” you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it your keychain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/… you play nfsu2 everyday you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car Type-R I will own you in the twisties You have a V6 commo/falc and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it’s a V8. **You’ve ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft. When you lose you say “But your car has 4 more cylinders” when you lose you say “Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!” You have a Vin Diesel poster** You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, add 200 lbs of stereo equipment and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock. You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger You have to let the passengers know when you’re flooring it If you know you can’t win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM’s and say you couldn’t hook up, but at least you looked cool The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline. If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn’t reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat. LED exhaust tips. **When you have NOS seat covers.** When you have competitive races with cars- that dont know they are racing. Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green. Form opinions on cars you know nothing about. **Repco is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.** ---
**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/2 "2009-12-12T19:23:40Z")
Lol. ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/3 "2009-12-12T19:51:05Z")
aha that was pretty funny . ---
**Author:** ![DannyboyUpstate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dannyboyupstate/32/6313_2.png) [@DannyboyUpstate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DannyboyUpstate)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/4 "2009-12-12T20:46:46Z")
> if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic LOLZ Thats every young kid that has ever owned a civic. Haha ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/5 "2009-12-12T21:34:14Z")
I will add these: “Installed or thought of installing a racing tow hook on your street car” “Listing your cool “mods” in your sig in any forum” “Lower the front end of your front wheel drive car more than the rear” “Putting wider rear tires on your front wheel drive car” “Start a thread in any forum asking how fast your car will be with \_\_\_\_\_\_ installed” “Start a thread in any forum asking what color to powder coat your rims” “Start a thread in any forum asking people to photo chop wheels on you car” “Have ANY tail light mod” ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/6 "2009-12-13T00:44:08Z")
> [@HKS BOV INFO on 2G?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hks-bov-info-on-2g/27180/2): > > When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph Not exactly what happened to this guy…but this dude on the Maxima forum was doing 124mph and his front bumper/kit broke. Itself. lol. Probably due to the wind at those speeds lol. Pic: > [@RocketPunch"](#): > > “Have ANY tail light mod” Why is that bad? I’m pretty sure LED tails on my Maxima (three lines of LED’s) look 1000x better than my stock setup. Not ricey or FF at all. One of the sickest 4th Gen. Maxima’s on Planet Earth: [http://www.cardomain.com/ride/841270](http://www.cardomain.com/ride/841270) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/7 "2009-12-13T06:35:35Z")
> [@HKS BOV INFO on 2G?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hks-bov-info-on-2g/27180/2): > > You have to let the passengers know when you’re flooring it “…but theres something under the pedal” ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/8 "2009-12-13T10:31:59Z")
my brother had one of the nicest -non rice maximas i have ever seen ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/9 "2009-12-13T10:33:56Z")
my friend maxima mike has the nastiest max. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/10 "2009-12-13T10:35:53Z")
they can move ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/11 "2009-12-13T13:16:01Z")
> [@RocketPunch"](#): > > “Lower the front end of your front wheel drive car more than the rear” uhh. last i checked, reverse rake isnt cool. so lower in front than back is a plus. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/12 "2009-12-13T13:35:32Z")
> [@Snowy Cell Phone Photo Shoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snowy-cell-phone-photo-shoot/27190/7): > > uhh. last i checked, reverse rake isnt cool. so lower in front than back is a plus. :rofl true, but I think they were referring to the average person in mommy and daddy’s econobox ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/13 "2009-12-13T20:38:29Z")
> [@cut out "middle" line of bumper on the Z?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cut-out-middle-line-of-bumper-on-the-z/27172/33): > > my brother had one of the nicest -non rice maximas i have ever seen Got any pics? I’d love to see it. These cars can look great if you just do it right. > [@Check this out](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-this-out/27156/19): > > my friend maxima mike has the nastiest max. Got any pics? > [@sabres at capitals april 7th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-at-capitals-april-7th/27016/18): > > they can move Yes they can. I can’t say I’m displeased with the performance of my car. Does it shred tires? Absolutely not. Does it push you into the seat when you punch it? Absolutely. It’s a great car over all. Reliable, strong, engine is bulletproof. ---
**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/14 "2009-12-13T22:10:07Z")
> [@RocketPunch"](#): > > I will add these: > > “Installed or thought of installing a racing tow hook on your street car” I have one on the rear of my civic. Shit came in handy when I blew my diff at the track :lol ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-in-case-you-wanted-to-catch-on-with-the-f-f-craze-heres-how/249026/15 "2009-12-14T07:33:08Z")
Yo I live this er day’.