# hey guys **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 19, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375 "2012-01-19T19:43:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/21 "2012-01-20T07:20:32Z")
welcome. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/22 "2012-01-20T07:22:26Z")
I’m in mechanicville as well , group sex ??? It’s a event ya know oh haiiiiii ---
**Author:** ![rexford\_flats\_racing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rexford_flats_racing/32/6295_2.png) [@rexford\_flats\_racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rexford_flats_racing)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/23 "2012-01-20T08:33:38Z")
Actually I never go into town either. But I keep seeing this blue and black E36, occasionally without a hood, driving around town. It makes me glad I got rid of mine. ---
**Author:** ![MPSoldier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/54ee81/32.png) [@MPSoldier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPSoldier)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/24 "2012-01-20T08:41:33Z")
I’m sure someone’s seen my truck somewhere haha red f150 black accessories ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/25 "2012-01-20T08:42:13Z")
Hello, Welcome to our site, I am a moderator of these forums so if you have any questions feel free to ask, but don’t expect me to reply. Vovchandr (Vlad) is our board administrator, but he’s been a bit of a dick lately so he’d be the one we’ll be harassing for the next few weeks or months. The reason I mention this is that the Shift518 community as a whole (I’m a moderator, I can speak for the rest of us) would appreciate it if you would join us in belittling him any chance you get. We do not tolerate “personal attacks” nor do we clearly define what they are, but we do forbid them, so try to stay away from those unless you really feel like you have to or even kind of want to just a little bit. I would suggest asking him how temperature effects multi-grade oil viscosity to get the ball rolling. Thanks for your help, and again, welcome to our site. Enjoy your (likely short) stay. -The staff ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/26 "2012-01-20T08:45:33Z")
Best. Post. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/27 "2012-01-20T08:48:38Z")
Ahaha ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/28 "2012-01-20T09:27:49Z")
> [@How to get rid of unneeded topsoil](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-rid-of-unneeded-topsoil/47939/9): > > Hello, > > Welcome to our site, I am a moderator of these forums so if you have any questions feel free to ask, but don’t expect me to reply. > > Vovchandr (Vlad) is our board administrator, but he’s been a bit of a dick lately so he’d be the one we’ll be harassing for the next few weeks or months. The reason I mention this is that the Shift518 community as a whole (I’m a moderator, I can speak for the rest of us) would appreciate it if you would join us in belittling him any chance you get. We do not tolerate “personal attacks” nor do we clearly define what they are, but we do forbid them, so try to stay away from those unless you really feel like you have to or even kind of want to just a little bit. I would suggest asking him how temperature effects multi-grade oil viscosity to get the ball rolling. > > Thanks for your help, and again, welcome to our site. Enjoy your (likely short) stay. > > -The staff oh my …god. :rofl best post ever. I used to be an administrator here, but I believed in letting people do their own thing a little bit too much 😛 So i was swiftly removed. ---
**Author:** ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/29 "2012-01-20T09:29:55Z")
someone else mention the taillights please. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/30 "2012-01-20T09:59:11Z")
WELCOME fellow dubber. As you will see, sometimes benny is off his meds. Like today, that was one of those posts where you swear someone else posted a reply using his screen name. Same with that slowmarro guy, he used to be a state champion spelling bee award winner, but now he blames the poor spelling on his manbear fingers and his shitty cell phone touch screen. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/31 "2012-01-20T10:00:53Z")
I POST HOW THE FUCK I WANT KRAZYKID YOU TURD Ya know what, new guy, add KrazyKid to that god damn Shift shitlist ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/32 "2012-01-20T10:34:27Z")
That k.k kid does gay porn !!! His gave joke is …why does k.k have testicals ??? There not testicals there mudflaps !!! ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/33 "2012-01-20T10:43:59Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/34 "2012-01-20T10:44:23Z")
Holy fuck ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/35 "2012-01-20T11:13:18Z")
Listen you two, next time I see you I will kindly ask you to keep your comment to yourself. thats a threat too. COMEBANATMEBROS And they are not mudflaps they are chin warmers. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/36 "2012-01-20T11:22:59Z")
Tomato tamato save thing ya homo ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/37 "2012-01-20T11:54:17Z")
Takes one to know one cuddle buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/38 "2012-01-20T12:30:40Z")
> [@Are cops trained to lie?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-cops-trained-to-lie/47982/42): > > WELCOME fellow dubber. > > As you will see, sometimes benny is off his meds. Like today, that was one of those posts where you swear someone else posted a reply using his screen name. > > Same with that slowmarro guy, he used to be a state champion spelling bee award winner, but now he blames the poor spelling on his manbear fingers and his shitty cell phone touch screen. Let me warn you about this guy ^ 99% of the time his posts consist of 50k + words and up. The best part is, you read all of it and have no idea what you read so it was a waste of time 😃 ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/39 "2012-01-20T12:34:42Z")
Let me warn you about this guy ^ Sometimes his ENTER key sticks on his phone… so all His. Posts. look. Like this. N shit. Y0! LUL AK47 in the woods mutha-WHAT! ---
**Author:** ![toolow69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@toolow69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toolow69)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys/262375/40 "2012-01-20T13:05:07Z")
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