# Hey!  I'm new and clueless!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 14, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302 "2007-05-14T20:12:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/21 "2007-05-15T06:05:48Z")

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[quote=“sureshot!,post:19,topic:29302"”]

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I’ve been clicking for almost a minute and nothing is happening. Maybe we need to meet up?

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/22 "2007-05-15T06:12:53Z")

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i guess.

but i’d prefer to meat up

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/23 "2007-05-15T06:18:20Z")

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lol

welcome

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**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/24 "2007-05-15T06:26:16Z")

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Hey this is Andrea…I met you at Hockey when I brought my dog I think…welcome :wiggle:

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/25 "2007-05-15T06:40:57Z")

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hahaha…oh how these threads make my day

anyways

👋

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/26 "2007-05-15T06:47:35Z")

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Welcome.

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**Author:** ![Poprocks704](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Poprocks704](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poprocks704)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/27 "2007-05-15T06:50:35Z")

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Yea…funny thing most of these questions that you guys are asking me can be found on my profile…AND sorry to ruin your day but i have a boyfriend, he’s on here and we live together. I’m going to the BBQ so theres no need for pictures. Haha I have a myspace perhaps if you are decent people, you’ll be my friend but until then…

And…Hi to Andrea…I love your puppy hehe SO cute. Hi to Jay and Justin! and yes I’m going to hockey today to watch my b/f play hockey DUH! haha aren’t I always there???

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/28 "2007-05-15T06:52:51Z")

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[quote=“Poprocks704,post:27,topic:29302"”]

Yea…funny thing most of these questions that you guys are asking me can be found on my profile…AND sorry to ruin your day but i have a boyfriend, he’s on here and we live together. I’m going to the BBQ so theres no need for pictures. Haha I have a myspace perhaps if you are decent people, you’ll be my friend but until then…

And…Hi to Andrea…I love your puppy hehe SO cute. Hi to Jay and Justin! and yes I’m going to hockey today to watch my b/f play hockey DUH! haha aren’t I always there???

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nobody cares what you actually look like, because chances are you’re haggard. We just like having fun!

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/29 "2007-05-15T06:55:10Z")

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[quote=“Poprocks704,post:27,topic:29302"”]

Yea…funny thing most of these questions that you guys are asking me can be found on my profile…AND sorry to ruin your day but i have a boyfriend, he’s on here and we live together. I’m going to the BBQ so theres no need for pictures. Haha I have a myspace perhaps if you are decent people, you’ll be my friend but until then…

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Whoa!!! Off the soapbox please. :roll2:

Really, no one gives a fuck 😃 Welcome to forum life. It’s not serious business, contrary to what you think

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/30 "2007-05-15T06:57:00Z")

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i \<3 britney. her boyfriend is a huge fag though.

and you guys live together? i didn’t know that. no wonder he’s so whipped by you.

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**Author:** ![Poose22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poose22/32/7252_2.png) [@Poose22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poose22)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/31 "2007-05-15T06:58:09Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:28,topic:29302"”]

nobody cares what you actually look like, because chances are you’re haggard. We just like having fun!

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yea well if youd know what she looks like, you’d be the one wishing you’d be fucking her at night, not :cjerk:

and yea, this is a car forum, not a personal ad forum. and she’s not on here to fool around, she knows about cars.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/32 "2007-05-15T06:59:14Z")

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[quote=“Poose22,post:31,topic:29302"”]

yea well if youd know what she looks like, you’d be the one wishing you’d be fucking her at night, not :cjerk:

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lol. I will put money that girls i get are \> than this broad 10:1 odds.

[quote=“Poose22,post:31,topic:29302"”]

and yea, this is a car forum, not a personal ad forum. and she’s not on her to fool around, she knows about cars.

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False.

Unless she’s a member of sick sick 6 racing. Those guys are feared on the streets. DEFINITELY know their shit.

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**Author:** ![Poprocks704](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Poprocks704](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poprocks704)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/33 "2007-05-15T07:09:55Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:32,topic:29302"”]

lol. I will put money that girls i get are \> than this broad 10:1 odds.

False.

Unless she’s a member of sick sick 6 racing. Those guys are feared on the streets. DEFINITELY know their shit.

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Ok I’m ending this now…1.) as many people know, “Sick Sixx Racing” is a joke, get over it. 2.) You spend WAY too much time trying to make yourself feel better by saying shit on a car forum about people you don’t know. AND 3.) I know ALL about you…actually you make me laugh…and YES before I knew or started dating Poose22, my friends and I all made fun of you. Oh and btw, those chicks probably only like you because of your money…Honey you’re like 26 years old, you’re an engineer and you own a Lotus and a souped-up STI…I give you credit…you have nice cars, you’re smart and you make a lot of money but let’s be serious…I’ve seen you in person at Summit Park…those girls DON’T like you because your hott…someone would have to pay me to sleep with you…

oh and one more thing…I like being on a soapbox…kthanks

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/34 "2007-05-15T07:14:02Z")

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[quote=“Poprocks704,post:33,topic:29302"”]

Ok I’m ending this now…1.) as many people know, “Sick Sixx Racing” is a joke, get over it. 2.) You spend WAY too much time trying to make yourself feel better by saying shit on a car forum about people you don’t know. AND 3.) I know ALL about you…actually you make me laugh…and YES before I knew or started dating Poose22, my friends and I all made fun of you. Oh and btw, those chicks probably only like you because of your money…Honey you’re like 26 years old, you’re an engineer and you own a Lotus and a souped-up STI…I give you credit…you have nice cars, you’re smart and you make a lot of money but let’s be serious…I’ve seen you in person at Summit Park…those girls DON’T like you because your hott…someone would have to pay me to sleep with you…

oh and one more thing…I like being on a soapbox…kthanks

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Also: false  
I’m fucking adorable. 🙂 (and charming)

The fact that i have nice things is usually just an added surprise. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/35 "2007-05-15T07:15:38Z")

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[quote=“Poprocks704,post:33,topic:29302"”]

someone would have to pay me to sleep with you…

oh and one more thing…I like being on a soapbox…kthanks

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I’ll pay you to sleep with Newman. How about $1000? I bet you’d do it from your pretentious reply. :roll2:

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/36 "2007-05-15T07:16:33Z")

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Hi poprocks, have fun 🙂

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**Author:** ![Poprocks704](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Poprocks704](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poprocks704)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/37 "2007-05-15T07:18:36Z")

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yea…I’m not a slut, I don’t sleep with just anyone, any guy I’ve had sex with has to be worth it…and it’d have to be at LEAST 1,000,000 cuz I honestly don’t know if I could keep my dinner down.

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/38 "2007-05-15T07:21:01Z")

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Okay, I don’t have 1,000,000 so I guess you are off the hook. :tdown:

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/39 "2007-05-15T07:21:28Z")

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Seriously look at every other thread started by a new female member of the forum, same story different broad. Not like everyone is planning on passing you around… At least i don’t think they are planning on passing you around.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-im-new-and-clueless/29302/40 "2007-05-15T07:23:52Z")

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Ah the internet at its finest. 🙂

Welcome.

[quote=“Poprocks704,post:33,topic:29302"”]

Honey you’re like 26 years old, you’re an engineer and you own a Lotus and a souped-up STI…I give you credit…you have nice cars, you’re smart and you make a lot of money

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Sounds like he’s most girls’ dream guy. :gotme: We all know that looks at personality matter a lot less than image and material things. But whatever. It’s fun to see someone get flamed that usually gets humped. :headbang:

Oh, and

[quote=“ly555is,post:2,topic:15872"”]

‘souped up’

who wrote that entry, the 1950s

was the Fonz rolling with you guys too

EDIT: eyyyyyyyyy

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Haha all in good fun. Don’t spend too much time here. It gets addicting, you have to fight like hell to keep your grammar from going to shit, and you will lose faith in the human race. But it’s entertaining!

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