# Hey, subaru, lick my taint.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [June 18, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346 "2009-06-18T08:55:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/1 "2009-06-18T08:55:59Z")

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just a big ol’ FU to subaru for designing the god damn tribeca with some whacktarded proprietary wiper blades that have no aftermarket replacement so i have to get OEM ones form the dealer at FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS A PIECE.

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

edit: :suicide:

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### Author: ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/2 "2009-06-18T08:57:23Z")

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Are you going to get subaru shut down also?

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### Author: ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/3 "2009-06-18T08:58:48Z")

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not as bad as the enclave we have needing a thermostat and it taking 6 hours at the dealership to do it.

WTF is that shit.

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### Author: ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/4 "2009-06-18T08:59:04Z")

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Subaru just went bankrupt.

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### Author: ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/5 "2009-06-18T09:01:15Z")

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[http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/PartListView?storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&category=R|GRPWIPEAMS&partType=326#storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0&vehicleId=438344&category=R|GRPWIPEAMS&partType=326&facetFields=mfrName\_exact%2CpriceBucket&sortBy=0&pageSize=20](http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/PartListView?storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&category=R%7CGRPWIPEAMS&partType=326#storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0&vehicleId=438344&category=R%7CGRPWIPEAMS&partType=326&facetFields=mfrName_exact%2CpriceBucket&sortBy=0&pageSize=20)

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### Author: ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/6 "2009-06-18T09:12:03Z")

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That ain’t shit, the bimmer wipers you can only get from the dealer are touch over 150.

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/7 "2009-06-18T09:16:14Z")

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> [@99\_civic\_si](#):
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> That ain’t shit, the bimmer wipers you can only get from the dealer are touch over 150.

what year is your bmw?

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### Author: ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/8 "2009-06-18T09:21:51Z")

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4 year 50 k FTW

& rainex 4 tribeca

X…

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### Author: ![Griff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Griff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Griff)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/9 "2009-06-18T09:47:43Z")

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> [@99\_civic\_si](#):
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> That ain’t shit, the bimmer wipers you can only get from the dealer are touch over 150.

or you can buy the blade insert for $4

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/10 "2009-06-18T09:55:05Z")

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> [@99\_civic\_si](#):
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> That ain’t shit, the bimmer wipers you can only get from the dealer are touch over 150.

??? I just picked up some Bosch Icons for my 97 m3 for $10 a side.

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### Author: ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/11 "2009-06-18T09:57:46Z")

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Haha. Too bad that subaru rep wasnt around, couldve told him about that Jim.

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/12 "2009-06-18T10:19:02Z")

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[quote=“LZ,post:2,topic:69346"”]

Are you going to get subaru shut down also?

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after my warranty expires maybe, until then i need them to stay afloat.

[quote=“jay\_g,post:5,topic:69346"”]

[http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/PartListView?storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&category=R|GRPWIPEAMS&partType=326#storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0&vehicleId=438344&category=R|GRPWIPEAMS&partType=326&facetFields=mfrName\_exact%2CpriceBucket&sortBy=0&pageSize=20](http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/PartListView?storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&category=R%7CGRPWIPEAMS&partType=326#storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0&vehicleId=438344&category=R%7CGRPWIPEAMS&partType=326&facetFields=mfrName_exact%2CpriceBucket&sortBy=0&pageSize=20)

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thanks i’m fairly aware of auto parts stores existence, however they only have dealer replacements, can’t buy them elsewhere.

[quote=“jrod0187,post:11,topic:69346"”]

Haha. Too bad that subaru rep wasnt around, couldve told him about that Jim.

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lolllll

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/13 "2009-06-18T10:19:44Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> Are you going to get subaru shut down also?

lol

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### Author: ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/14 "2009-06-18T10:25:03Z")

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[quote=“jay\_g,post:5,topic:69346"”]

[http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/PartListView?storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&category=R|GRPWIPEAMS&partType=326#storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0&vehicleId=438344&category=R|GRPWIPEAMS&partType=326&facetFields=mfrName\_exact%2CpriceBucket&sortBy=0&pageSize=20](http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/PartListView?storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&category=R%7CGRPWIPEAMS&partType=326#storeId=10151&langId=-1&catalogId=10051&searchTerm=&beginIndex=0&vehicleId=438344&category=R%7CGRPWIPEAMS&partType=326&facetFields=mfrName_exact%2CpriceBucket&sortBy=0&pageSize=20)

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these do not use standard wiper blades. Subaru, just like other manufacturers have designed some stupid way to make blades.Which sucks when we fail a car for blades and we have to buy from the dealer.

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/15 "2009-06-18T10:26:45Z")

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P.S Chino, Subarus have 3/36 maintenance package, which include wipers.

I just got a set installed for free.

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### Author: ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/16 "2009-06-18T10:33:56Z")

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Advanced has bosch driver and passenger in stock. Website must be wrong…

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/17 "2009-06-18T10:41:56Z")

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the bosch ones don’t fit, i tried it, lol.

and sedlmeier, it’s on the wifes '06, outta 3/36 ☹

i dont really care about the $80 that much, but this all started on a friggin saturday at 5pm at which point the dealerships were closed until monday.

lame.

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### Author: ![boostedhatch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostedhatch/32/5327_2.png) [@boostedhatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostedhatch)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/18 "2009-06-18T10:47:51Z")

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your clips are just like a pontiac g6’s,ford 500’s, newer chevy silverado’s…meaning you have to go to the dealership to get wiper blades… i know you can get adapters somewhere i think wal-mart might have them…i tell that to people when they come into autozone all the time

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### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/19 "2009-06-18T10:58:57Z")

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Audi Allroad checking in.🖕

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### Author: ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/20 "2009-06-18T11:13:46Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> what year is your bmw?

lol, $100+ wipers, I’m way too cheap to buy a bimmer.

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