# Hey, subaru, lick my taint.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [June 18, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346 "2009-06-18T08:55:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/21 "2009-06-18T11:36:44Z")

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I think I had to pay $60 for a pair of 2009 Malibu wipers

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/22 "2009-06-18T11:53:35Z")

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> [@99\_civic\_si](#):
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> That ain’t shit, the bimmer wipers you can only get from the dealer are touch over 150.

wtf are you talking about they are $27 for replacement rubber

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/23 "2009-06-18T11:56:59Z")

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> [@99\_civic\_si](#):
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> That ain’t shit, the bimmer wipers you can only get from the dealer are touch over 150.

wtf are you talking about they are $27 for replacement rubber

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/24 "2009-06-18T11:57:25Z")

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c-c-c-c-c-c-combo

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/25 "2009-06-18T12:05:31Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> c-c-c-c-c-c-combo

fucking lol.

I was thinking about the Obama pic lol

+1 in for S4 wiper blades… fuuuuucccck

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**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/26 "2009-06-18T12:07:51Z")

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Wow, and I curse myself for spending 11 bucks each at sams club for “the good” blades.

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**Author:** ![Slow01S10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Slow01S10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slow01S10)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/27 "2009-06-18T12:10:40Z")

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> [@chino"](#):
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> just a big ol’ FU to subaru for designing the god damn tribeca with some whacktarded proprietary wiper blades that have no aftermarket replacement so i have to get OEM ones form the dealer at FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS A PIECE.
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> :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:
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> edit: :suicide:

should have just bought inserts, i work at Northtown Subaru in the parts dept, i never sell anyone the whole wiper unless its damaged

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/28 "2009-06-18T12:13:03Z")

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wellll no one told me about that at west herr :tdown:

oh well, its over and done with, just wanted to bitch 😛

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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/29 "2009-06-18T12:14:32Z")

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shitty, learn something new everyday.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/30 "2009-06-18T12:48:22Z")

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It doesn’t rain in Texas… j/k but seriously I didn’t want to spend $20 replacing the M3s so I haven’t, I just put one of the vettes on it. haha

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**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/31 "2009-06-18T13:25:12Z")

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standard hook wiper arm ftw.

![http://www.powerstores.co.uk/imgs/store_gallery/M0312.jpg](http://www.powerstores.co.uk/imgs/store_gallery/M0312.jpg)

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/32 "2009-06-18T13:50:30Z")

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yea… its the first time i’ve ever run into it. i didn’t even know they made other types of connectors lol.

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**Author:** ![paulysplitx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulysplitx/32/7320_2.png) [@paulysplitx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paulysplitx)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/33 "2009-06-18T14:24:09Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> ??? I just picked up some Bosch Icons for my 97 m3 for $10 a side.

Where are these Bosch Icons for 10 Bucks? I want to go pick some up

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**Author:** ![Chuck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chuck/32/7377_2.png) [@Chuck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chuck)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/34 "2009-06-18T15:41:27Z")

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Dude remeber I have that Subaru reps number and Email. Shall we chime in for his marketing survey

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/35 "2009-06-18T16:31:55Z")

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he gave you his number!?! i want my 2010 sti info

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/36 "2009-06-18T16:36:33Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> ??? I just picked up some Bosch Icons for my 97 m3 for $10 a side.

Where? i just bought shitty ass “Dura” whatever the fuck they’re called for 14$ lol

The bottom part of the blade gets wheel hop on my windshield, fucking hate it. I wont even turn them on when it’s raining

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**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/37 "2009-06-18T16:46:15Z")

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how does she like the tribeca? how is the gas mileage? how is the ride? how expensive is maintenance, besides wiper blades lol? you can pm me if necessary.

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**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/38 "2009-06-18T16:59:41Z")

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I am running 30 dollar bosche replacements on my BMW… andy you are nuts

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/39 "2009-06-19T08:33:35Z")

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why dont you just go to the dealer at night and pull a swaparooski? just make sure to rreplace the ones you liberate with your old ones.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-subaru-lick-my-taint/69346/40 "2009-06-19T09:26:43Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> The bottom part of the blade gets wheel hop on my windshield, fucking hate it. I wont even turn them on when it’s raining

That’s usually because the wiper arm needs to be replaced. The tension spring gets all sacked out. They’re like $20/side for a “normal” car.

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