# hi, i'll have a pewp and a nap please **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945 "2009-05-04T07:45:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/1 "2009-05-04T07:45:49Z")
who here takes a shat at work and post shat, just sits there and dozzes off? anyone? i just had myself a nice 15-20min nap on the turlet. no one came in the whole time. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/2 "2009-05-04T07:51:21Z")
![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/holy_shit_imacake.jpg](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/holy_shit_imacake.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/3 "2009-05-04T09:41:00Z")
Checking in from the shitter here. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/4 "2009-05-04T09:44:38Z")
did u take a nap? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/5 "2009-05-04T10:08:00Z")
Nope fapped a couple times though. Used my own feces as lube. Feels good, man. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/6 "2009-05-04T10:18:44Z")
> [@bennyfizzle"](#): > > Nope fapped a couple times though. > > Used my own feces as lube. > > Feels good, man. mind if i barrow some? im fresh out ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/7 "2009-05-04T10:21:42Z")
Yeah I’ll put some in a frosting bag for you for ease of dispense. ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/8 "2009-05-04T10:38:25Z")
have some class would ya ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/9 "2009-05-04T10:51:41Z")
94 Sentra\_Xe, inappropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/10 "2009-05-04T11:02:36Z")
i do all the time ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/11 "2009-05-04T11:10:04Z")
![http://dcsportbikes.com/forums/storage/4/468619/who%20cares.jpg](http://dcsportbikes.com/forums/storage/4/468619/who%20cares.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/12 "2009-05-04T11:39:57Z")
honestly, i take the shat without the shat, im just there for the 15 minute nap lol ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/13 "2009-05-04T11:40:46Z")
im on the shiter right now 😃 ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/14 "2009-05-04T12:31:26Z")
shats relax me so the nap is a necessity afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/15 "2009-05-04T12:42:02Z")
> [@Ice Hockey players-wanna skate Sat's.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ice-hockey-players-wanna-skate-sats/17585/22): > > shats relax me so the nap is a necessity afterwards. +1:rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/16 "2009-05-04T15:15:47Z")
You seem to have a poop fetish judging by how many poop threads youve started. Maybe you should talk to somebody about that. ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/17 "2009-05-04T17:11:16Z")
when i had my laptop i used to be on shift and be like i gotta shit, id take the laptop with me haha, i do the same with my phone, i get off the computer then go on the internet on my phone and take shits hahaa ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/18 "2009-05-04T19:42:59Z")
i started poop pong at super steel. take empty toilet paper roll place in corner. wad up one square o tp and game on… lol by the end of the day the handicap stall looked like it had snowed in there. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/19 "2009-05-05T04:28:20Z")
> [@journey/def leppard concert](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/journey-def-leppard-concert/17791/6): > > You seem to have a poop fetish judging by how many poop threads youve started. > > Maybe you should talk to somebody about that. hot carl anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/20 "2009-05-05T05:58:41Z")
I dont fall asleep, but I definitely take longer than I should in there. Dont want to rush anything. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945.md?page=2)