# hi, i'll have a pewp and a nap please **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945 "2009-05-04T07:45:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/21 "2009-05-06T05:42:50Z")
> [@whats up!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-up/17662/17): > > I dont fall asleep, but I definitely take longer than I should in there. Dont want to rush anything. same, i hate to rush business like that. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/22 "2009-05-06T06:20:15Z")
i LIKE TO STEW IN MY OWN FILTH FOR A WHILE AS WELL ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/23 "2009-05-06T06:32:36Z")
> [@Guess what Jerome got for christmas every year!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guess-what-jerome-got-for-christmas-every-year/17862/34): > > i LIKE TO STEW IN MY OWN FILTH FOR A WHILE AS WELL does ur ass even fit on a standard toilet? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/24 "2009-05-06T06:34:30Z")
wHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??? AS LONG AS THE POOP CHUTE IS CENTERED OVER THE WATER DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF THE MEAT RESTS COMFORTABLY ON THE SEAT? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/25 "2009-05-06T06:35:06Z")
Just took a shit. Usually the smell prevents me from falling asleep. maybe if i was drunk ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/26 "2009-05-06T06:37:05Z")
and this is exactly WHY the women are never in here. HAHAH ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/27 "2009-05-06T06:42:52Z")
> [@Decent restaurants in Amherst?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/decent-restaurants-in-amherst/17880/22): > > wHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??? AS LONG AS THE POOP CHUTE IS CENTERED OVER THE WATER DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF THE MEAT RESTS COMFORTABLY ON THE SEAT? so u like to stew in your own filth uncomfortably? :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/28 "2009-05-06T07:07:15Z")
another classic shift thread! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/29 "2009-05-06T07:16:22Z")
> [@Decent restaurants in Amherst?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/decent-restaurants-in-amherst/17880/23): > > so u like to stew in your own filth uncomfortably? :Idiots who says im not comfortable? So there’s a bit of overhang, point is is I’m sitting, and my mudslide is positioned over a suitable liquid in a receptacle designed to remove solid human waste. I bring my laptop sometimes. It’s keeps me entertained. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/30 "2009-05-06T07:49:04Z")
> [@Guess what Jerome got for christmas every year!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guess-what-jerome-got-for-christmas-every-year/17862/43): > > who says im not comfortable? > > So there’s a bit of overhang, point is is i’m sitting, and my mudslide is positioned over a suitable liquid in a receptacle designed to remove solid human waste. > > I bring my laptop sometimes. It’s keeps me entertained. redtube, dont deny it ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/31 "2009-05-06T12:36:35Z")
ive been holding a shit since i left for work at 9 this morning im just geting home and toilet is deff getting blown up ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/32 "2009-05-06T12:43:49Z")
dude i fall asleep on the shitter all the time hahaa not even cuz i feel like wasting time, im just there for so long get bored and fall alseep , i wake up right before i hit the ground with my forehead ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/33 "2009-05-06T12:50:30Z")
LOL what a coincidence ! im actually taking a shit right now so i took my laptop in the bathroom wit me and i have a good chance of fallin asleep since its 1 30 am right hahaha damn this brand is rough ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/34 "2009-05-06T12:51:51Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17851/11): > > redtube, dont deny it I’m more of a imagefap guy myself. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/35 "2009-05-06T12:57:41Z")
i just pewped but was pic texting my gf instead. " hey hun, look how big this was was, it curled around the toilet! " haha ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/36 "2009-05-07T06:58:04Z")
> [@Skeet Shooting with Jeremy Clarkson.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skeet-shooting-with-jeremy-clarkson/17896/2): > > i just pewped but was pic texting my gf instead. > > " hey hun, look how big this was was, it curled around the toilet! " haha think we need a poll of who does that, i do that to my cousin all the time hahaha :rofl and i know rankin likes to send jeff nutsack pics :wow ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/37 "2009-05-07T07:00:38Z")
> [@Skeet Shooting with Jeremy Clarkson.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skeet-shooting-with-jeremy-clarkson/17896/2): > > i just pewped but was pic texting my gf instead. > > " hey hun, look how big this was was, it curled around the toilet! " haha She’s lucky she only got a picture! ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/38 "2009-05-07T07:46:35Z")
haha, just dont post logs here ---
**Author:** ![Jersey\_Fresh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jersey_fresh/32/6418_2.png) [@Jersey\_Fresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jersey_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/39 "2009-05-07T10:17:26Z")
> [@WTB: Huge ass lightbulb](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-huge-ass-lightbulb/17831/19): > > haha, just dont post logs here ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-ill-have-a-pewp-and-a-nap-please/243945/40 "2009-05-07T10:32:40Z")
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